Is it possible to make deals with demons? (Serious Discussion)

[irish_thug]

Make a deal with the Devil? Yeah, that's not going to end well. You just signed the most fool-proof and unbreakable contract in the universe.

Where do you think all the lawyers go when they die?

Trick question. Should be Where do you think all the lawyers come from?

 

[ironwolf]

Or are we talking about the Elizabeth Hurley type devil?

I'd make a deal with her. I can't believe Hugh grant was out banging methed out hookers while dating her....what a jackass...

 

[KnightTemplar]

From Lucifer Morningstar himself,

"I just set the stage."
- Pacino, Devil's Advocate

 

[CO68]

Of course it is. I like how you threw in 'serious discussion' in paranthesis.

 

[xenomorph4prez]

Sign The Red Book and find out.

 

[Organic Damage]

It's not only possible, it's encouraged!

 

[punky brewster]

If it were possible to make deals with demons, there would be a lot more billionaires with 12 inch dongs in this world.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

The first thing ya gotta do is prove they exist and that they do deals.

 

[Lubaolong]

I cannot know for certain, but I think demons are very improbable

 

[Protectandserve]

We all know demons ain't got shit on the deal offering wizard that frequents Mayberry...

 

[Lip]

Only idiots believe in that sort of stuff.

 

[Lip]

God even says in the Bible not to practice witchcraft. God, being perfect, would not tell his people not to do something if it wasn't a reality.

Or, God has a distaste for bullshit, much like praying to stone and wood.

 

[Bay Area]

 

[j123]

Does getting married count?

I made a deal with the devil now I can't get my soul back

You just need to find a good lawyer who can negate that said contract.

 

[KnightTemplar]

If it were possible to make deals with demons, there would be a lot more billionaires with 12 inch dongs in this world.

You just described every guy on Sherdog

 

[Kiddo716]

No because there are no such thing as demons and devils.

 

[gannima]

I wish it were possible ts, I'd sell my soul in a heartbeat.

 

[TeTe]

This isn't being taken seriously... Is it!?

This is what I thought when I first saw the thread title....how srs?

 

[ShinkanPo]

I think I got a bad deal.

 

[Avenger]

Just become a family law lawyer. They make good money off of other people's misery.