Interesting Vampire Theory

[Spounman]

It's being adapted into a sci-fi movie. For those who don't want to watch it....basically, vampires evolved alongside humans. And like apex predators (Lions) there aren't a lot of them in relation to their prey (gazelles). They were superior in all aspects to humans, especially intelligence, and hunted humans. As humans evolved and became civilized, they realized certain shapes (right angles) would trigger vampires giving them seizures (thus holding up a cross to a vampire). Eventually the vampires died out and were replaced by humans as the top species on earth.

 

[Sonny Qc]

It's being adapted into a sci-fi movie. For those who don't want to watch it....basically, vampires evolved alongside humans. And like apex predators (Lions) there aren't a lot of them in relation to their prey (gazelles). They were superior in all aspects to humans, especially intelligence, and hunted humans. As humans evolved and became civilized, they realized certain shapes (right angles) would trigger vampires giving them seizures (thus holding up a cross to a vampire). Eventually the vampires died out and were replaced by humans as the top species on earth.

I know they exist, I follow one on instagram

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

 

[MWB1982]

The ruling elites are the vampires and always have been. All throughout history. They aren't supernatural, just regular humans who drink blood. The supernatural vampires came from stories, rumors the poor people would talk about regarding the ruling class.

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

I know they exist, I follow one on instagram

I bet that one is quite adept at sucking not only blood.

 

[Sonny Qc]

I bet that one is quite adept at sucking not only blood.

 

[hohner]

Has any shape ever given any animal a seizure?

 

[Provocateur]

Well we definitely needed more vampire movies.

 

[syct23]

This thread sucks...

 

[HUGHPHUG]

Have you tried attacking somebody for no reason

 

[AFewDollarsMore]

Right angles are everywhere.

 

[BisexualMMA]

Pretty creative idea. But I guess vampires have to avoid forests.

 

[Aegon Spengler]

I wouldn’t exactly call that a theory

 

[ClubFoot]

Vampires now?

Is everyone a cunt these days?

What the fuck is going on in the world today?

Too many fucking cunts, cunting things up like a cunt.

Fuck this world man.

Too many cunts.

 

[ClubFoot]

How is bro jogan keeping a straight face?

 

[Tankeray]

I know they exist, I follow one on instagram

Sexy ass alt girl

 

[Sonny Qc]

Sexy ass alt girl

She is a cutie, no doubt

 

[Diogenes of Sinope]

Imagine being so evolutionarily advanced that simply looking at a shape causes all motor function to completely shutdown

 

[Tyrannosaurus rex]

Why would some superior alpha species get seizures from angles?

 

[JangoMike]

You have to be high and an idiot to listen to that shit....lol


The only Vampires around here these days are those leeches on Social Media that suck your life away as you click, swipe, like and wither your life/time away watching & supporting them.....