Indecent Proposals

[Cestus]

Shoulda tag teamed that shit.

No regrets, i will probably say no again, the idea of somebody swinging his banana in the same room (or worse in the same woman) where i'm fucking still sound like a fun-killer to me :icon_chee

 

[White Mongoose]

I cant dodge all of em. Ive been hit by a few but I always come out on the top end, for now.

So your life is similar to Pulp Fiction movie? :icon_lol:

 

[Squirting Gun]

I've read this story before in here.

I dont think Ive ever wrote about this here.

No regrets, i will probably say no again, the idea of somebody swinging his banana in the same room (or worse in the same woman) where i'm fucking still sound like a fun-killer to me :icon_chee

I never thot it would be fun either.

So your life is similar to Pulp Fiction movie? :icon_lol:

Not that I know of, Havent seen that movie is well over 10 years.

 

[White Mongoose]

Oh man I have so many!

Well... When I was around 15-17ish... I would spend a lot of times around LAs Vegas strip and nearby (mostly rather shady places) Needless to say I have some rather strange experience.

One time I was approached by a older man that I regularly see at this one spot in Bellagio. He was in 40s and sharply dressed. Being only 16 or so, I thought he held some high position simply because of how he look. He gave me his email address and told me if I want to make some money, contact him.
Assuming this was some high paying job, I quickly contact him. Guess what? Turn out he wants to take me shopping and stuff for clothes at very upscale stores then go to upscale gay club and bars with him just to hang out with him and being an "eyes candy" Once I told him I'm straight he start to try telling me that there would be no sex or anything like that involved.
Being only 16... I turned it down immediately! Nowaday... I kinda wonder what would have happened if I took that offers up. Kinda wonder if I would end up meeting some people of higher power or something and got a really good jobs or something.
And honestly... If I know this man would kept his words about there being absolutely no sex or PDA, I'd probably have gave it a shot just to see if I can get my foot into a door to something big.

Other time, I bump into two hot chicks in 20s as they were on way to work. Got one of their email. Met up with both twice. One time, a chick offer me to come to her place for the night. I was really tempted to say yes, but decide it wasn't worth the risk of getting in trouble with my parents (have been getting in tons of trouble at this point of my life so was really trying to stay out of trouble)
Few days later, I bump into her friend and asked where this girl was. Her friend told me that the girl was in hospital after her exboyfriend beat the hell out of her after getting heated argument with her. Kinda made me wonder what would have happened if I was there...

Also have done few stupid stuff such as agree to do something illegal then threaten the person or whatever. Rather surprised that I never got killed over anything. In fact the worst that happened was some guy try to pull a knife on me and we got in a brawl before crowd broke it up and the guy flee before the security got around. Was escorted off the property.

 

[Sivo The Ram]

my good friend who we call Pun (he's big and fat and from puerto rico haha) wants to sell me these 2 guns. i meet up with him and he's with this pos guy called jojo. theyre out in the front yard shooting the guns off (the guns take 22 shorts but theyre firing off 22 longs so its loud as shit), and then offer them for me to shoot, i decline. they tell me that theyre stolen but that they scratched off the serial numbers. i decline to buy, we then go to our other friends house. next my friend pun gets a call from his grandma and that the police are looking for him. we can see the police driving buy, so i split (the jojo guy wanted to hide in my trunk! haha wtf). couple days later he gets arrested for having prints all over stolen shit. so im glad i didnt go through with the purchase

 

[Squirting Gun]

All ya all are hoodlums!

 

[Lifer]

When I was 17 some friends and I rented a cheap motel for the night and threw a party. We ran out of beer and I asked a girl in the parking lot if she'd buy us beer (offered her $10).

On the way there she offered to give me a BJ for $20. Without hesitation I turned her down. I wasn't interested in paying $20 for herpes from a truck stop hooker, however benevolent and economical that offer may have been.

She said her name was "Freebird". In my drunken state, I forgot her name when I got back to the motel and mistakenly called her "Songbird" when recounting the details of my trip to the 7Eleven. To no avail, a buddy of mine spent the next 30 minutes yelling Songbird in the parking lot, looking for that discounted service she'd offered me previously. She was no doubt already indisposed. After all, offering up $20 BJ's at a truck stop will garner some attention, from someone.

Jenny Mccarthy once gave head for $20 at a truck stop when she was still going to college. Just saying.

 

[Squirting Gun]

JM is a saint. She will never be "Singled Out."

 

[tripnastic]

Oh man I have so many!

Well... When I was around 15-17ish... I would spend a lot of times around LAs Vegas strip and nearby (mostly rather shady places) Needless to say I have some rather strange experience.

One time I was approached by a older man that I regularly see at this one spot in Bellagio. He was in 40s and sharply dressed. Being only 16 or so, I thought he held some high position simply because of how he look. He gave me his email address and told me if I want to make some money, contact him.
Assuming this was some high paying job, I quickly contact him. Guess what? Turn out he wants to take me shopping and stuff for clothes at very upscale stores then go to upscale gay club and bars with him just to hang out with him and being an "eyes candy" Once I told him I'm straight he start to try telling me that there would be no sex or anything like that involved.
Being only 16... I turned it down immediately! Nowaday... I kinda wonder what would have happened if I took that offers up. Kinda wonder if I would end up meeting some people of higher power or something and got a really good jobs or something.
And honestly... If I know this man would kept his words about there being absolutely no sex or PDA, I'd probably have gave it a shot just to see if I can get my foot into a door to something big.

That was your one chance, Fancy. You let your momma down.