Indecent Proposals

[FierceRedBelt]

Shoulda tag teamed that shit.

This reminded me of another one.

My best friend has always wanted to fuck my fiance and my gf before her. We always joke about it. He has at least 40+ minutes of vid of me and my ex. He sends me vids of him and his wife at least once a month. They are kinda fat and its a little nasty but hey, I still like watching it. He offered me a few years back to fuck his wife. I thought he was joking until I talked to her. I denied it. Recently he has been buying vids from my fiance of me and her. I tell him Ill just give it to him for free but he insists he pays cause he "uses" them so much. You would think at some point and time it would get awkward but it really doesnt.

 

[ArTofF16hT1ng]

Shoulda tag teamed that shit.

This reminded me of another one.

My best friend has always wanted to fuck my fiance and my gf before her. We always joke about it. He has at least 40+ minutes of vid of me and my ex. He sends me vids of him and his wife at least once a month. They are kinda fat and its a little nasty but hey, I still like watching it. He offered me a few years back to fuck his wife. I thought he was joking until I talked to her. I denied it. Recently he has been buying vids from my fiance of me and her. I tell him Ill just give it to him for free but he insists he pays cause he "uses" them so much. You would think at some point and time it would get awkward but it really doesnt.

I swear bro I don't even know how you would go about inquiring about something like that.

"Hey, here's a home made porn I made. Watch it if you want."
"Oh thanks. Here's one of me and the wife."

Like serious, it sounds like a work.

 

[Squirting Gun]

I swear bro I don't even know how you would go about inquiring about something like that.

"Hey, here's a home made porn I made. Watch it if you want."
"Oh thanks. Here's one of me and the wife."

Like serious, it sounds like a work.

We didnt meet until around I was 23, he was 24. We both opened a restaurant together and literally spent 15+ hours a day together. After years of working together we pretty much became brothers. After that amount of time you just start showing each other random videos. Years later this shit happens.

The funny thing is that my good buddies I have known for 24+ years dont send shit like that to each other. I have seen a few random vids of them and their broads/wives but we have never exchanged the shit. This dude and I have just worked side by side for so many years its not a big deal.

 

[Talent]

Kind of ridiculous, imo.

 

[Squirting Gun]

Kind of ridiculous, imo.

What?

 

[Heisenberg]

I put a craigslist ad offering my electrical services in exchange for "whatever" meaning electronics, tools, etc. This chick calls me and asks if I will exchange for sexual favors. That just happened this week.

 

[Squirting Gun]

I put a craigslist ad offering my electrical services in exchange for "whatever" meaning electronics, tools, etc. This chick calls me and asks if I will exchange for sexual favors. That just happened this week.

And?

 

[Heisenberg]

And?

I laughed and she hung up on me.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

I laughed and she hung up on me.

And?

 

[Heisenberg]

And?

 

[Stargazer Rex]

:icon_lol:Lol

 

[Squirting Gun]

I laughed and she hung up on me.

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[Zer]

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This

 

[Bolshevik***]

sounds like you have good instincts, ts.

a few years ago some broad wanted me to marry her and i did. worst mistake i ever made.

 

[Bolshevik***]

Shoulda tag teamed that shit.

This reminded me of another one.

My best friend has always wanted to fuck my fiance and my gf before her. We always joke about it. He has at least 40+ minutes of vid of me and my ex. He sends me vids of him and his wife at least once a month. They are kinda fat and its a little nasty but hey, I still like watching it. He offered me a few years back to fuck his wife. I thought he was joking until I talked to her. I denied it. Recently he has been buying vids from my fiance of me and her. I tell him Ill just give it to him for free but he insists he pays cause he "uses" them so much. You would think at some point and time it would get awkward but it really doesnt.

something tells me that guy is watching those videos for you, not the ladies.

 

[Squirting Gun]

something tells me that guy is watching those videos for you, not the ladies.

Yep I know he is. I figured that out last year. I dont think he is fully gay I just think he likes to see me railing a nice looking broad. I think he is Bi, the random comments he makes is funny as fook. Its kinda of a "you have to be there" type of thing." He honestly can tell me when my broad has lost 2 lbs. My girl is tiny and he knows that shit better than me. Wait!?

 

[BBKAllDay]

In my Junior year of high school, I had the biggest crush on my AP Lang teacher. She was cute as fuck, really smart and witty, and had a killer sense of style. Youth and hormones/testosterone had a grip on me back then, so I semi-seriously asked if she wanted to go get something to eat after school. I was the smart-ass in the class, always cracking jokes (which she though was funny: a bonus to my inflated ego), so she just took it as a joke and laughed, so I just played along and made a joke of it.


Soon bitch. . . .

 

[Squirting Gun]

In my Junior year of high school, I had the biggest crush on my AP Lang teacher. She was cute as fuck, really smart and witty, and had a killer sense of style. Youth and hormones/testosterone had a grip on me back then, so I semi-seriously asked if she wanted to go get something to eat after school. I was the smart-ass in the class, always cracking jokes (which she though was funny: a bonus to my inflated ego), so she just took it as a joke and laughed, so I just played along and made a joke of it.


Soon bitch. . . .

And?

 

[Aunty Dana**]

Shoulda tag teamed that shit.

This reminded me of another one.

My best friend has always wanted to fuck my fiance and my gf before her. We always joke about it. He has at least 40+ minutes of vid of me and my ex. He sends me vids of him and his wife at least once a month. They are kinda fat and its a little nasty but hey, I still like watching it. He offered me a few years back to fuck his wife. I thought he was joking until I talked to her. I denied it. Recently he has been buying vids from my fiance of me and her. I tell him Ill just give it to him for free but he insists he pays cause he "uses" them so much. You would think at some point and time it would get awkward but it really doesnt.

That's a very "interesting" friendship, to say the least

 

[The Clinch]

Shoulda tag teamed that shit.

This reminded me of another one.

My best friend has always wanted to fuck my fiance and my gf before her. We always joke about it. He has at least 40+ minutes of vid of me and my ex. He sends me vids of him and his wife at least once a month. They are kinda fat and its a little nasty but hey, I still like watching it. He offered me a few years back to fuck his wife. I thought he was joking until I talked to her. I denied it. Recently he has been buying vids from my fiance of me and her. I tell him Ill just give it to him for free but he insists he pays cause he "uses" them so much. You would think at some point and time it would get awkward but it really doesnt.

I've read this story before in here.