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Squirting Gun

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Has anybody had them?

It doesnt just have to be sex. It can be anything that was proposed to you that sounds great but has a possible huge downside. I have had a few.

When I was 21 my best buddy was(and still is) a manager for a very popular Motorcycle shop in SoCal. He became friends with the owner of the Liquor store next to his shop. The owner wanted a guy to star in his new porn vids and I matched that description he wanted. I talked to him a few times and he wanted me to smash his niece on video for decent money. I ended up pussying out. A few years later I heard that the owner ended up killing the dude he hired after talking to me. He is now in jail for life.

When I was 23 I was offered a position to open a restaurant for an Italian gentlemen. After a few meetings I declined the job. 2 years later I saw him on the show "The First 48." Lets just say he was involved in a bunch of shit that would have been bad for me. I will not go into anymore detail about that.

So SD what do you got?
 
When I was 17 some friends and I rented a cheap motel for the night and threw a party. We ran out of beer and I asked a girl in the parking lot if she'd buy us beer (offered her $10).

On the way there she offered to give me a BJ for $20. Without hesitation I turned her down. I wasn't interested in paying $20 for herpes from a truck stop hooker, however benevolent and economical that offer may have been.

She said her name was "Freebird". In my drunken state, I forgot her name when I got back to the motel and mistakenly called her "Songbird" when recounting the details of my trip to the 7Eleven. To no avail, a buddy of mine spent the next 30 minutes yelling Songbird in the parking lot, looking for that discounted service she'd offered me previously. She was no doubt already indisposed. After all, offering up $20 BJ's at a truck stop will garner some attention, from someone.
 
That sounds like something I would have seen in Dazed and Confused.


"SOOOOOOOONGBIIIIIRD!"
 
Once. It was a younger, stupider time.

So I'm on the strip with my buddy, just wandering around being idiots and such, when this guy who is probably about 40 comes up to us. He says that it's his birthday and he got liquor and strippers, but something came up with his buddies and now he has to celebrate all alone. Naturally, he invites us to share the spoils. Of course, assclowns that we are, we agree.

He escorts us to his place. There's no strippers, but he assures us they are "on the way". I know that we were sitting around awkwardly for a bit, when either there is a knock on the door or these couple of guys come out from another room--can't remember. Anyhow, it's a couple of guys who look a lot more "street" than us. They talk awkwardly to our host for a bit, then somehow we end up alone with them. One of them turns to me, and he says something to the effect of "man to man, me and our host have some business to settle right now...I'd just leave, cause shit is about to get real." Say no more, me and my buddy gtfo and don't look back.

I don't know what kind of scam I walked into, but I think our host may very well have picked the wrong participant and shortly thereafter got his ass handed to him.
 
DeepCover said:
When I was 17 some friends and I rented a cheap motel for the night and threw a party. We ran out of beer and I asked a girl in the parking lot if she'd buy us beer (offered her $10).

On the way there she offered to give me a BJ for $20. Without hesitation I turned her down. I wasn't interested in paying $20 for herpes from a truck stop hooker, however benevolent and economical that offer may have been.

She said her name was "Freebird". In my drunken state, I forgot her name when I got back to the motel and mistakenly called her "Songbird" when recounting the details of my trip to the 7Eleven. To no avail, a buddy of mine spent the next 30 minutes yelling Songbird in the parking lot, looking for that discounted service she'd offered me previously. She was no doubt already indisposed. After all, offering up $20 BJ's at a truck stop will garner some attention, from someone.
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Was she hot? You probably could have gotten a handy j for $10. No herps risk.
 
Squirting Gun said:
Has anybody had them?

It doesnt just have to be sex. It can be anything that was proposed to you that sounds great but has a possible huge downside. I have had a few.

When I was 21 my best buddy was(and still is) a manager for a very popular Motorcycle shop in SoCal. He became friends with the owner of the Liquor store next to his shop. The owner wanted a guy to star in his new porn vids and I matched that description he wanted. I talked to him a few times and he wanted me to smash his niece on video for decent money. I ended up pussying out. A few years later I heard that the owner ended up killing the dude he hired after talking to me. He is now in jail for life.

When I was 23 I was offered a position to open a restaurant for an Italian gentlemen. After a few meetings I declined the job. 2 years later I saw him on the show "The First 48." Lets just say he was involved in a bunch of shit that would have been bad for me. I will not go into anymore detail about that.

So SD what do you got?
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Jesus dawg , you keep dodging bullets
 
10-12 years ago my girlfriend and I were riding the bus in india and we got propositioned by a middle aged man to "act" in a movie. Yeah that kind of movie. Started asking all kinds of weird questions. We got so mortified, made some excuses and got off at the next stop in the middle of nowhere.
 
mrsinister said:
Was she hot? You probably could have gotten a handy j for $10. No herps risk.
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That conversation actually happened. It went like this:

"Ten? No. I'll do it for fifteen."

"Fifteen dollars?! Who do you think I am, Bill Gates? I'll give you twelve and and half a pack of starburst."

"Well..."

"Fuck it. I'll take my leave. If I see my rich buddy, I'll ask if he wants a part of your high-priced action."
 
Had a hideous couple proposition me and my wife for a 4some at a bar one night. Disgusting....
 
mrsinister said:
Was she hot? You probably could have gotten a handy j for $10. No herps risk.
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I recall pegging her age at about 25 yrs. old, but she had some miles on her. She had pockmarks, frizzy hair, and her grill was deficient of a few chiclets. It just wasn't meant to be. I should also mention she'd just finished romancing some lover-starved trucker a few minutes before. I caught her coming out of a room when I approached her.
 
thegreenblender said:
That conversation actually happened. It went like this:

"Ten? No. I'll do it for fifteen."

"Fifteen dollars?! Who do you think I am, Bill Gates? I'll give you twelve and and half a pack of starburst."

"Well..."

"Fuck it. I'll take my leave. If I see my rich buddy, I'll ask if he wants a part of your high-priced action."
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I'd give my dad an hj for a half pack of starburst. What a fucking prude, she should be ashamed to call herself a whore.
 
When I was 19 I was on holiday in Turkey in a bar and a bouncer started chatting to me trying to negotiate a price for a night with my girlfriend.
 
thegreenblender said:
Once. It was a younger, stupider time.

So I'm on the strip with my buddy, just wandering around being idiots and such, when this guy who is probably about 40 comes up to us. He says that it's his birthday and he got liquor and strippers, but something came up with his buddies and now he has to celebrate all alone. Naturally, he invites us to share the spoils. Of course, assclowns that we are, we agree.

He escorts us to his place. There's no strippers, but he assures us they are "on the way". I know that we were sitting around awkwardly for a bit, when either there is a knock on the door or these couple of guys come out from another room--can't remember. Anyhow, it's a couple of guys who look a lot more "street" than us. They talk awkwardly to our host for a bit, then somehow we end up alone with them. One of them turns to me, and he says something to the effect of "man to man, me and our host have some business to settle right now...I'd just leave, cause shit is about to get real." Say no more, me and my buddy gtfo and don't look back.

I don't know what kind of scam I walked into, but I think our host may very well have picked the wrong participant and shortly thereafter got his ass handed to him.
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wow haha.

Ya I got propositioned once when I was in Vegas for a wedding. I didn't have a hotel room, just threw my bags in a friends room and stayed up the entire night doing whatever. I was walking down the strip at noon to meet up with some friends when this girl taps me on the shoulder. She's smiles and says, "Hi I'm Tiffany." Immediately I think, damn this must be my lucky day. Then she says, "Usually I don't tell people my real name." Then I'm like, oh motherf---er she's a hooker. Then I go wait ... she might just be a stripper ... Ya ... we kept talking and ya definitely a hooker. I declined.
 
kupop18 said:
wow haha.

Ya I got propositioned once when I was in Vegas for a wedding. I didn't have a hotel room, just threw my bags in a friends room and stayed up the entire night doing whatever. I was walking down the strip at noon to meet up with some friends when this girl taps me on the shoulder. She's smiles and says, "Hi I'm Tiffany." Immediately I think, damn this must be my lucky day. Then she says, "Usually I don't tell people my real name." Then I'm like, oh motherf---er she's a hooker. Then I go wait ... she might just be a stripper ... Ya ... we kept talking and ya definitely a hooker. I declined.
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12 Noon?

Was she dressed in fishnets or was it more like the low-key kind of hooker?
 
When i was 17 on a site for students that was like facebook ancestor,a married couple (she around 35/40 him probably 50+) ask me if i want do stuff with her, and him in the room just watching
The idea was strange but i was 17 and i seen pics of her, she was a hot milf (actually don't know if she was a mother,well she was a ilf) with porn face and big boobs

We meet at a lounge bar to "know each other",where basically the dude started talking about the eventuality that maybe he will join us,so in 2 we will basically tag team on his wife

I said "no thanks" and dropped the thing :icon_chee
 
Cestus said:
When i was 17 on a site for students that was like facebook ancestor,a married couple (she around 35/40 him probably 50+) ask me if i want do stuff with her, and him in the room just watching
The idea was strange but i was 17 and i seen pics of her, she was a hot milf (actually don't know if she was a mother,well she was a ilf) with porn face and big boobs

We meet at a lounge bar to "know each other",where basically the dude started talking about the eventuality that maybe he will join us,so in 2 we will basically tag team on his wife

I said "no thanks" and dropped the thing :icon_chee
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Shoulda tag teamed that shit.

This reminded me of another one.

My best friend has always wanted to fuck my fiance and my gf before her. We always joke about it. He has at least 40+ minutes of vid of me and my ex. He sends me vids of him and his wife at least once a month. They are kinda fat and its a little nasty but hey, I still like watching it. He offered me a few years back to fuck his wife. I thought he was joking until I talked to her. I denied it. Recently he has been buying vids from my fiance of me and her. I tell him Ill just give it to him for free but he insists he pays cause he "uses" them so much. You would think at some point and time it would get awkward but it really doesnt.
 
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