News Important update on the UFC hotdog brander.

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They don't sell it anymore.

Powerslap branders will be in store very soon, for twice the price.

 

[Bowel-forged Stool]

Yeah, for $60.

But Dana will have mercy on people streaming streaming as long as every hotdog is branded when you get raided

 

[Dorkman]

Didn't realize this was a necroed thread until I saw a post from ackmed in here.

 

[mahavishnunj]

Powerslap branders will be in store very soon, for twice the price.

I got a car jitsu ball gag for $20.

 

[Zanmato]

Fat tailgaters isn't where the money is at anymore. Their range of bao bun napkins and octagon shaped baba ghanoush bowls are about to take off

 

[Tweak896]

it's truly an end of an era, sad the future generations won't ever understand the hotdog brander joke

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

Can't even find any on eBay! WTF

 

[BigSexy444]

I'm devastated that I never got to own one of these.

 

[jeff7b9]

I present you the

"The Bun Driller"

Dakota Cochrane?

 

[don't ask]

My ONE sausage brander performs better than anything the UFC puts out.

 

[PhilMcCavity]

Good thing I got one and branded my wife and children as well as my dogs and my parrot while those things were still available.

 

[PhilMcCavity]

Dakota Cochrane?

Nick ring

 

[italiamusica]

I know we like to laugh about these dumb things but there's definitely some fat fucks in TapOut shirts hosting BBQs using these things unironically which is fucking hilarious

"I know Bob, it was an important BBQ, so I had to bust out the UFC hotdog brander to show them I'm serious."

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

I hope those dudes who bought these branders didn't hog all the pussy for themselves

 

[Hank Grill]

UFC needs a JBG brander at the very least.

 

[Ladder Master]

Can we get a little bit of basic respect for the deceased.

 

[Platinum Perry Mason]

Im gonna write to the producers of "Forged In Fire" TV show and have the two finalists go to their home forges and produce the finestUFC hotdog brander of stacked Damascus steel over a 4 day period.
It will be a glorious Hot Dog brander indeed.

 

[Fight Professor]

I'll have to settle for an NFL hotdog brander.

https://www.amazon.com/NFL-Hot-Dog-BBQ-Brander/dp/B004O3I1UA?th=1

 

[blaa_kriger]

I'll have to settle for an NFL hotdog brander.

https://www.amazon.com/NFL-Hot-Dog-BBQ-Brander/dp/B004O3I1UA?th=1

You could always settle for an interchangeable letter brander:

Amazon.com

 

[NoSmilez]

Good news. They still have the UFC blanket for sale. You can use it when Belal fights.