News Important update on the UFC hotdog brander.

[mudrubble]

Sweet, the price of my collection of perfectly boxed hot dog branders just went up tenfold.

You can stuff your Bitcoin up your arse.

The joke is one day the aliens might pay for memorabilia like this. I can see them watching Adesanya in 1000 yrs "they called that 'dry humping' - curious, isn't it?"

 

[CerebralKnievel]

“I got a guy who knows everything there is to know about these hotdog branders. Hang out for a minute, let me give him a call, and we’ll find out if this thing is legit”.

So, this particular hot dog brander was made of sub standard composite materials. It took many years to sell the original on-hand supply of 15, and was summarily discontinued. So, looking at this particular one, I can see that it is in near mint condition, which is what a collector would want to see, if there were any such people. I would rate the value of this hotdog brander somewhere between 1 and 2 dollars.

 

[Pequeño Corey]

So, this particular hot dog brander was made of sub standard composite materials. It took many years to sell the original on-hand supply of 15, and was summarily discontinued. So, looking at this particular one, I can see that it is in near mint condition, which is what a collector would want to see, if there were any such people. I would rate the value of this hotdog brander somewhere between 1 and 2 dollars.

I think it’s obvious that we have both watched more than a few episodes of Pawn Stars.

 

[weaselkenievil]

Quality thread and the first page had me rolling <45>

 

[weaselkenievil]

So, this particular hot dog brander was made of sub standard composite materials. It took many years to sell the original on-hand supply of 15, and was summarily discontinued. So, looking at this particular one, I can see that it is in near mint condition, which is what a collector would want to see, if there were any such people. I would rate the value of this hotdog brander somewhere between 1 and 2 dollars.

I properly snorted at this, well played kenievil

 

[Ornife]

Not purchasing this is my only regret.

 

[josp1]

Lmao. Did you use it for 10 mins then gave up?

Practically - In the 30 years I’ve owned it I bet it’s been used about one hour. Surprised I didn’t burn the house down though!

“Wood burning kit” - what a wonderful toy for a child. They must have been out of flamethrowers that day

 

[pick999]

so i guess its considered a collectible now?

 

[Bob Sapp]

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Those eBay aftermarket prices are gonna skyrocket. Clearly the demand for them is high judging from this thread.

havent seen any on ebay so far. It seems like a collectors item at this point.

 

[podsox]

once the pandemic is over they will get them back in stock.

 

[whaleshark]

I want a UFC waffle maker
Come on Dana!

 

[Freddy Fisticuffs]

I'd seriously like to know what kind of humongous dbag would think it's cool to brand their hotdogs with the UFC logo.

Everyone thinks it's cool.

 

[meast]

Great marketing strategy

I want one now

Its like the McRib.. maybe they will sell them at special events

 

[Rocco Siffredi]

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They don't sell it anymore.

get Olivia Munn on mah branded hot dog!

 

[whaleshark]

I want a UFC waffle maker
Come on Dana!

actually scratch that, I want a UFC Octagon Waffle maker
Waffles in the shape of the iconic UFC octagon

 

[Joinho10]

LIFE RUINED.​

 

[BForrester]

Sweet, the price of my collection of perfectly boxed hot dog branders just went up tenfold.

You can stuff your Bitcoin up your arse.

You'll be able to fund a comfortable retirement someday.

 

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[ThaiSexPills]

I spent most of today trying to find it and couldn’t. Who’s the plug for these? Do I really call a machine shop straight faced and get one CNC’ed? I absolutely cannot host people without making them UFC dogs.

 

[usernamee]

I know we like to laugh about these dumb things but there's definitely some fat fucks in TapOut shirts hosting BBQs using these things unironically which is fucking hilarious