News Important update on the UFC hotdog brander.

[LoneStalker]

Not the brander itself, but I have in my collection two sausages branded "UFC", both medium-to-well-done.
I'm listening offers.

 

[Pequeño Corey]

I desperately want to see someone take one on pawn stars...

“I got a guy who knows everything there is to know about these hotdog branders. Hang out for a minute, let me give him a call, and we’ll find out if this thing is legit”.

 

[GrantB13]

Now the fighters won't get anything for a Christmas bonus

 

[kflo]

Not the brander itself, but I have in my collection two sausages branded "UFC", both medium-to-well-done.
I'm listening offers.

what type of meat is the sausage? serious responses only.

 

[Roop Holstry]

No. Once you taste the UFC char on that hotdog, you will never eat a plain hotdog again. Do you even UFC bro?

“What would you like on your hotdog sir?”

“Just some UFC please”

 

[2sk]

wait I though this hot dog thing was a meme,lmao at it being real and only now taken out of sales

 

[Masturbin]

BREAKING UPDATE: I just found out my wife threw my hotdog brander away. I'm heartbroken

You mean ex-wife?

 

[Stranger Come Knocking]

BREAKING UPDATE: I just found out my wife threw my hotdog brander away. I'm heartbroken

Get revenge! Throw out her kid.

 

[TysonandKhabib]

 

[TestosterOWN]

Wood burning tool. Just burn UFC and other cool designs into your hot doggies

 

[Deleted member 576123]

Over a decade is a pretty good run for something I’m sure nobody wanted. They probably had their initial stock and finally sold it out.

...of 4

 

[Fraz]

Can hotdogs be eaten without the UFC logo on it? Because that sounds disgusting

Lmao

 

[Tugboat]

Glad I got one in time to brand my Johnson

 

[RedFoxNdisBihhh]

I branded my c0ck just in case this ever happened

 

[josp1]

Wood burning tool. Just burn UFC and other cool designs into your hot doggies

Somehow I talked my parents into buying me one of these things when I was about 8 years old from a Sears outlet store...

what were they thinking!?

 

[austinblair]

I never pulled the trigger on it and am now quite sad I will never have UFC branded hot dogs and I’m pretty serious.

 

[HHJ]

That’s the last straw dana white

you can raise the price of ppvs

you can water down our cards

but when you get rid of the hot dog brander I draw the line. I’m sick of this shit

Start handing out bants
Just scar em up
Show em whose the dog's bollocks

 

[TestosterOWN]

Somehow I talked my parents into buying me one of these things when I was about 8 years old from a Sears outlet store...

what were they thinking!?

Lmao. Did you use it for 10 mins then gave up?

 

[HHJ]

You were na with us when Fedor flattened Mirko
and ya were na seen in da great annihilation of Sylvia
Yer scoffed at us when he put away Arlovski in the first
If ya na w us now iI call ye a coward!

 

[MGS]

Takes one bite...