Im bored lets make jokes

[Bangkok ready d1]

Alright i start, what is the best birthday gift you can give to a fat jewish guy... A chocolate coin.

What is the best thing about switszerland?
I don't know but the flag is a big plus.


Your turn guys

 

[gspieler]

This thread finna deliver. No cap.

 

[Bangkok ready d1]

That didn't take long at all, i was hoping the thread would start up light

 

[Robocok]

What do you call a cat at the beach on Christmas?

Spoiler

Sandy Claws

 

[zapataxiv]

That didn't take long at all, i was hoping the thread would start up light

oh my bad
why did the moth go to the dentists office

Spoiler

because the light was on

a little lighter touch here boyo

 

[Bangkok ready d1]

Why ain't mma popular in ethiopia?


Cause most organizations only go down to flw

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

oh my bad
why did the moth go to the dentists office

Spoiler

because the light was on

a little lighter touch here boyo

Did the moth no longer love his son, Gregaro Ilinividivich?

 

[Jonathan Utah]

What do you call Nelson’s sister? Neldaughter. I’ll see myself out.

 

[zapataxiv]

Did the moth no longer love his son, Gregaro Ilinividivich?

fuck no his wife was bnging Chad's it ain't his brood

 

[Rygu]

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair?

Roll-Aids


How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS


A Priest and a Rabbi are walking past a playground where a young boy is playing. The Priest says to the Rabbi, "I'd sure like to fuck that kid", the Rabbi says, "Out of what"?


If I can be promised banning immunity by a mod, I'll tell some bad ones.

 

[Bangkok ready d1]

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair?

Roll-Aids


How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS


A Priest and a Rabbi are walking past a playground where a young boy is playing. The Priest says to the Rabbi, "I'd sure like to fuck that kid", the Rabbi says, "Out of what"?


If I can be promised banning immunity by a mod, I'll tell some bad ones.

Why did the man with parkinson go to hell?

Cause everytime he shook of his weiner to get the excess piss out he ended up masturbating

 

[William Huggins]

What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
























































A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

 

[High Test With da Best]

What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
























































A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

This one always makes me laugh:

 

[StoneColdSteveAustin]

What do you call 10,000 cows masturbating?

Beef Strokingoff

 

[jefferz]

Alright i start, what is the best birthday gift you can give to a fat jewish guy... A chocolate coin.

What is the best thing about switszerland?
I don't know but the flag is a big plus.


Your turn guys

If you want a joke, look in the mirror.

 

[Tone C]

What's the difference between 2 dicks and a joke ?










You can't take a joke.

 

[Tone C]

I'm so pissed off with all these double standards.


When a dog licks his balls in public, nobody bats an eyelash...

But when I do it, people are like "What the hell are you doing to your dog?"

 

[Cpt Migraine]

Dentist - this will hurt a little
Patient - ok
Dentist - i'm fucking your wife

 

[Swiftie]

Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra.

Police sent out an alert for two hardened criminals.

 

[Cpt Migraine]

Viagra is now available as eye drops.

It doesn't enhance your performance but you'll look hard..