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  1. Bangkok ready d1 Banned Banned

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    Alright i start, what is the best birthday gift you can give to a fat jewish guy... A chocolate coin.

    What is the best thing about switszerland?
    I don't know but the flag is a big plus.


    Your turn guys
     
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  2. gspieler Silver Belt

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    This thread finna deliver. No cap.
     
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  3. Bangkok ready d1 Banned Banned

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    That didn't take long at all, i was hoping the thread would start up light
     
  4. Robocok Red Belt

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    What do you call a cat at the beach on Christmas?

    Sandy Claws
     
  5. zapataxiv Silver Belt

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    oh my bad
    why did the moth go to the dentists office
    because the light was on
    a little lighter touch here boyo
     
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  6. Bangkok ready d1 Banned Banned

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    Why ain't mma popular in ethiopia?


    Cause most organizations only go down to flw
     
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  7. Law Talkin’ Guy The Worm

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    Did the moth no longer love his son, Gregaro Ilinividivich?
     
  8. Jonathan Utah Average Just Bleed Enthusiast

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    What do you call Nelson’s sister? Neldaughter. I’ll see myself out.
     
  9. zapataxiv Silver Belt

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    fuck no his wife was bnging Chad's it ain't his brood
     
  10. Rygu R.I.P. Obie Platinum Member

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    What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair?

    Roll-Aids


    How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

    AIDS


    A Priest and a Rabbi are walking past a playground where a young boy is playing. The Priest says to the Rabbi, "I'd sure like to fuck that kid", the Rabbi says, "Out of what"?


    If I can be promised banning immunity by a mod, I'll tell some bad ones.
     
  11. Bangkok ready d1 Banned Banned

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    Why did the man with parkinson go to hell?

    Cause everytime he shook of his weiner to get the excess piss out he ended up masturbating
     
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  12. William Huggins Red Belt

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    What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
























































    A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
     
  13. High Test With da Best Fife Island

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    This one always makes me laugh:

    [​IMG]
     
  14. StoneColdSteveAustin Gold Belt

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    What do you call 10,000 cows masturbating?

    Beef Strokingoff
     
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  15. jefferz Steel Belt

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    If you want a joke, look in the mirror.
     
  16. Tone C Gold Belt

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    What's the difference between 2 dicks and a joke ?










    You can't take a joke.
     
  17. Tone C Gold Belt

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    I'm so pissed off with all these double standards.


    When a dog licks his balls in public, nobody bats an eyelash...

    But when I do it, people are like "What the hell are you doing to your dog?"
     
  18. Cpt Migraine Never out of likes..

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    Dentist - this will hurt a little
    Patient - ok
    Dentist - i'm fucking your wife
     
  19. Swiftie Taylor Swift Nation

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    Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra.

    Police sent out an alert for two hardened criminals.
     
  20. Cpt Migraine Never out of likes..

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    Viagra is now available as eye drops.

    It doesn't enhance your performance but you'll look hard..
     
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