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My booty hole would get murdered and then I’d get murdered for being a cop. I’ll take the isolation
I think family can send you stuff like books, see through radios, and TVs.I don't buy the myth about solitary making you go insane.
I'll chill in my cell for 5 years doing mental exercises, writing entire books in my head, developing a new philosophy, and enjoying my asshole remaining intact.
Yes, if you bj the main correctional officer
No worries they'll fix you right up until you are healthy, againBJ as in Break Jaw...... Sure, no problem...... Everything breaks in the end.
No worries they'll fix you right up until you are healthy, again
Dentures ProbablyDo I get to have new teeth, I'm English.......
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What is funny is that folks think they are going to win this scenario but most of the time that giant dude is just going to absolutely crush you.First day, find the biggest,toughest (preferably blackest) mofo in there, and give him the thrashing of his life.
That way your 5 years will be served like you're a king.
That's just prison 101.