If you were a woman, would you dress sexy? (Poll)

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Would you dress sexy if you were a woman ?

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  1. Bay Area

    Bay Area Silver Belt

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    Would you wear yoga pants, cut off shirts, skimpy outfits, ass shorts, short skirts etc? Assuming you had a nice body, and weren't fat ass. It seems to me you would get pre judged by dressing like this. If it were me, I would want to be respected, and judged by my intellect.

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  2. sub_thug

    sub_thug Silver Belt

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    I wouldn't dress purposely sexy, but I'd probably wear the hell out of some yoga pants. They look comfy as crap.
     
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  3. Clippys Mom

    Clippys Mom Brown Belt Banned

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    No....I would dress beautifully, and less sexy most often. The classic, elegant, timeless and character driven and complimentary clothing would be my go to.

    And yes...I am Buffalo Bill, and I would [email protected]# me.
     
  4. MaureenCretis

    MaureenCretis Black Belt

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    No, because then all other women would either openly, or secretly, despise me.
     
  5. neverwas

    neverwas bondage belt

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    i'd dress like a slut,then complain about people staring at me. and shag anybody i wanted too,women as well,cause that way i wouldn't be disappointed with the performance all the time.
     
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  6. Tycho Brah

    Tycho Brah Zero Shift Belt Platinum Member

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    I'd go for attractive, but not distractingly sexy. Granted if I stayed at the hotness level I'm at in male form it would be difficult to hide.

    Brb, think I may be able to fap to this.
     
  7. Bay Area

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    Yeah but you would be exposing your vag outline. Not a good way to garner respect.
     
  8. Bobby Boulders

    Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Platinum Member

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    Not a chance. I would want a man who likes me for what's inside, and not my uber hot porn star body I would have, with double C titties, an ass you can rest a cup on, and a mug more beautiful than Monica Bellucci's. I would be creeped out by the losers that would stare at me all of the time.
     
  9. A.A. Riggs

    A.A. Riggs SAXOPHONE

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  10. Clippys Mom

    Clippys Mom Brown Belt Banned

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    The female version of you sounds like a good time.
    I cant guarantee that I would like you for whats inside, but I know I would love you for what I put inside of you.
     
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  11. Kafir-kun

    Kafir-kun not-so-grand mufti of Sherdog

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    Bit of a weird question but I answered yes. If you got the assets you might as well show them off. Obviously only when appropriate.
     
  12. Bobby Boulders

    Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Platinum Member

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    You're never going to get into my pretend female version of mine's pants with talk like that.

    Be a gentleman, for fuck's sake.
     
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  13. sub_thug

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    A) I'm not a Puritan, so I really don't need to always be modest in my dress. As a man, I regularly wear shorts called "silkies" or "Ranger panties." In fact, I probably have them on 6 days per week. You can see exactly what I'm working with, and truthfully, I don't care. They're great to work out in, they're comfortable if I need to do something quick on my way to or from the gym, and I honestly don't care if you can see a dick outline.

    B) Wouldn't I want respect from someone based on the content of my character anyways? If I wanted to be respected for my appearance, that would make me no different than the women who purposefully flaunt whatever they've got going on. I'm all for not dressing like a ho, but respect is something that has to start from within. A pair of yoga pants isn't going to change that.

    C) Seriously, they're gym pants. Cool for the gym, a quick errand, or whatever. It's not like women are out there, trying to wear them to the opera.
     
  14. BJ@LW&WW

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    would depend on the situation, but yes. i'd imagine if i were a good looking woman, i would dress 'sexy' in quite a few different public situations. i think the things you mention as 'dressing sexy' is perhaps a little far on the risque side of what i imagine i'd do though.
     
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    If I was a girl, I'd dress as slutty as possible and fuck the hottest lesbian chicks I could.
     
  16. Clippys Mom

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    :eek:alrighty then....ruffies it is:p
     
  17. OriginalSpeedy

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    Yoga pants,
    T-shirt
    Hoody
    flip-flops
    Going commando!
     
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  18. Clippys Mom

    Clippys Mom Brown Belt Banned

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    In before "politically correct" storm ensues.
     
  19. Jack Handy jr

    Jack Handy jr Silver Belt

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    Nah I'd dress like the butchyess muff diving lesbo you could think of. Picture Rosie odonnell with a high and tight brush cut. Skoal bandit dipping tobacco. Cargo pants or John cenaesque jorts.

    Plad shirt or homemade tank top. All the hottie type lesbos would love me
     
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  20. thetruth2709

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    That depends, would i be a woman for the rest of my life or just for a limited time as an experiment... if its an experiment then sure, its about having the whole experience right? I want to know how does it feel to get all the shit you want just because of idiotic guys looking at you.

    If its for the rest of my life then probably not, because I would have to live with that same body and the reputation I make for myself for the rest of my life.
     

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