If you could hold any UFC fighter's hand, whose hand are you holding?

[big franklin]

I've given this question a lot of thought.

Jonny Meat was my initial pick. A thick, solid, tight man like Jonny with his freakishly long reach and lethal eye pokes would no doubt keep me safe from prying adversaries. However, given Jonny's tendency to commit friendly fire, there might be better choices out there....

My next pick was Khabib.

Khabib's undefeated record and no-nonsense attitude suggests he'd take the job seriously. He also has a fluffy hat which I'm sure would feel great against my head if I ever decide to take a nap on his shoulder. Hmmm.

That being said, I'm pretty sure personal hygiene is against Khabib's culture, so I would have to give him a hard pass (I don't want to keep santisizing my hands).

Ian Garry might be a good pick. He's tall and strong, so I can lean against him when we do long walks together on the beach (preferably during sunset)... A charming Irish accent I can listen to for hours on end... Soft moisturized hands that feel like silk wrapped around my fingers.... hmmmm.... yeah... I think Ian Garry is the right choice.

 

[Morris88]

Nick Newell

 

[Söze Aldo]

Gonna assume you're a guy, as Khabib doesn't go for that touching women's hands stuff.

 

[misterfurious]

Are you trying to make the gayest thread in Sherdog history? Because this isn’t even close…

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

Shane Carwin

 

[HI SCOTT NEWMAN]

Dan Severn

 

[BEATDOWNS]

Are you trying to make the gayest thread in Sherdog history? Because this isn’t even close…

what you have there is an artful representation of ultimate manhood. I can almost smell the hard earned sweat on their bodies... licking it off and imbibing their manly juices whilst I softly caress their rock hard and sore muscles... playing with their toes and shit

 

[Nihongi]

No UFC this weekend got you motherfuckers tweaking.

 

[VinceArch]

Cat Zingano's. But we'd be doing more than just holding hands.

 

[Hymen Crusher]

Jon jones because I know how much he would like it. I'm a giver at heart.

 

[Human Bass]

Handy Couture ofc

 

[aerius]

Gonna assume you're a guy, as Khabib doesn't go for that touching women's hands stuff.

Picture on the left always cracks me up when I see it.
Khabib is like "Some cute chick wants a picture, wtf do I do now?"

 

[TriangleMonkey]

Young Shogun really had it all

 

[LoveMyMMA]

Khabib

 

[mattemate]

Hand, or GLAND?

 

[FriskyRandy]

Nick Newell

Fuckkk quick, fantastic response, to a very strange thread.

 

[Human Bass]

Young Shogun really had it all

So we could sleepy like a cute couple of otters

 

[sonhow]

 

[Arm Barbarian]

WTF is going on here

 

[Pequeño Corey]

Gina. It’s still Gina. I don’t care how fat or right wing she becomes.