If I had to face Jones...

I would duck the press conferences and hope to get pulled from the card.

Or "get injured" in training.
 
So would I

because that's what the A* Greg Jackson gameplan tells you to do
 
Never mind, you don't smoke weed, but I bet you have some really awesome vape flavors and stuff.
What!?

Are you high now?

Oh...Meth Mouth...I get it.

Well. Good for you?
 
You don't need to get mad and defend your garbage threads honor because someone trollingly replied to it.
What makes you think that I'm mad? And I've got nothing to defend in this thread. It's obviously pointless and silly. But everyone posting here seems to get it...
 
I would touch him with the jab, that sets up the left high kick, transition to takedown, pull guard and hit him with the wicked gogoplata. He's not in my weight class though, but I would fight him for the right money but I'm not doing press.
It was all good up until "I'm not doing press". Everyone has to do that. You are off the card. But I'm not mad about it or anything.
 
Sure, then get into a knife fight with Jason Voorhees why don't ya?
 
What makes you think that I'm mad? And I've got nothing to defend in this thread. It's obviously pointless and silly. But everyone posting here seems to get it...
Sorry, man. I was being a douche for no reason.
 
I wouldn't want to fight Jones, so I'd refuse to go to the press conference and get my ass pulled from the fight.
 

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