If I had to face Jones...

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I would poke him in the eye as soon as I got the chance.

I seriously wouldn't even think twice about it.
 
Close your eyes and throw haymakers. Dont come in trying to judge distance and box or land good combos enroute to a 5 round decision. Rush in, close your damn eyes and throw the hardest punches you can and hope one of them lands.
 
I would throw some coke on the ground hopefully that would distract him, whilei climb out of the cage
 
Id eye poke and nut shot.Wouldnt care about point deductions hell id push the ref in front of him and then vault of his back and land a showtime kick
 
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If I had to face Jones I would be fucking petrified.



























And so would my optometrist.
 
I would touch him with the jab, that sets up the left high kick, transition to takedown, pull guard and hit him with the wicked gogoplata. He's not in my weight class though, but I would fight him for the right money but I'm not doing press.
 
I would poke him in the eye as soon as I got the chance.

I seriously wouldn't even think twice about it.
Screw that. Take a wild swing, get thrown down, and tap immediately. Collect 100,000.
 
OSP is too nice for that tactic.

Therefore, he's doomed.
 
I would poke him in the eye as soon as I got the chance.

I seriously wouldn't even think twice about it.

I would train foot stomps too.

Eye poke, press him up against the cage, foot stomp until separated.

Repeat this over and over until he falls.
 
I beat Jones on EA UFC 2 using my created fighter which was me. so thats proof I can beat him. it was a TKO win.
 
Cormier tried, he failed. 5:14

Gus and his strong eye poke track record, failed.

Rumble has strong hand in face technique, he might be the one.
 
Couldn't you have just taken a bong rip and said this shit to one of your friends without posting this shit? lol
 
You cant out poke the GOAT poker.
I would incorporate it into my training at my secret Icelandic training temple. That's how you overcome the taller, heavier, longer man...
 
Just don't let him get comfortable, don't let him back you up against the cage, don't fear his TDs and foul the shit out of him.
 
if i had to face jones id sneak a gun between my butt cheeks and shoot him with it
 
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