Amateur Hour
- Stalking your victims is best down on bike. You can buy one for cash, wear a helmet and mask on your rides, making you more difficult to identify, and bikes, especially second hand ones are tougher to trace than cars.
It also gives you a reasonable excuse for being near the area regularly; it was on your route. And as a bonus, it improves your cardio for game day. Murder is a Full Contact Sport and needs to be trained for as such.
- Never drive your own car to a murder site. Steal plates from one car, put them on a second stolen car.
- Never take your phone with you when staking your victims. Leave it at home. Take a burner phone in case of emergencies. Again, cycling gives a ready-made excuse for this: you didn't want to risk breaking your phone if you crashed.
- I can't believe I have to say this, but never, ever leave your DNA, on the sheath of the murder weapon, at the fucking murder site! A Ka-Bar is not a small weapon; he should have noticed the sheath was missing. Also, there are a lot of good folding/flick knives that don't require any sheath at all.
- And in todays lesson, boys and girls, we learn once again why it's important to wear precautions: a Kill Suit. Ironically, CSI techs wear them; all in one disposable suits that cover you from head to foot. Wear gloves, preferably two pairs, in case one get's ripped.