I once dated a fighter

[Fedorgasm]

and also gave her some good switch kicks to the body.
Any ways we find out she was pregnant after cheating on me

Yup, I had to go back and read it again. You kicked a pregnant woman

 

[Uber_Noober]

 

[lsa]

@Slobodan also dated a fighter.
His name was Frank

 

[pv3Hpv3p]

This is a wild fever dream of a story.

The schizophrenic punctuation really adds that certain je ne sais quoi

 

[SalvadorAllende]

So you kicked a pregnant woman in the stomach and the baby is now 10 years old and can't talk?

Oh man... that is a harsh way to put it but does not make it less true

 

[tasteslikechicken]

I forgot to add that she only started to forge the prescriptions AFTER a serious knee blow out at the MMA gym when she was like 16/17 years old she had to get surgery to get her whole knee put back together and I remember she just has like a giant hole on the side of her knee but yeah I think that working at the Dentist office with that type of access just allowed her to be in a bad position after becoming familiar with pain killers due to the injury. I should have realized because she started smoking cigs too. I had literally hundreds if not thousands of rounds of MMA rolling/crossfit/boxing with the girl…She never liked to smoke and then she did. She later ended up in rehab. I couldn’t go back to the gym because I couldn’t bring myself not to hate her. Literally even wanted to fight her kinda because she had just ruined so much shit with all of it. I ended up with my own problems and both went to rehab.
Glad I’ve got my legs at least

I I got out of that was wanting to fight a chick. Kinda sad bro.

 

[mjmj]

I don’t know what we should do with this information.

 

[tasteslikechicken]

I was blind to this. I'm just surprised that it's a giant dance where partners change constantly.

That's 21st century relationships in general.

 

[zuffazombee]

I also dated a fighter . Well , until the drugs kicked in she was .

 

[Domitian]

 

[wufabufa]

This one time me and the Crusher......me and the Crusher were drinkin' diesel. That's about it.

 

[FilipEmoFights]

Yup and I kicked a fuckin mma fighter lmfao

 

[Osculater]

Yup and I kicked a fuckin mma fighter lmfao

And a pregnant one too

 

[Jack Reacheround]

So you kicked a pregnant woman in the stomach and the baby is now 10 years old and can't talk?

Sounds like he’s got a good switch kick.

 

[Tone C]

Not sure if serious but I'll take it on face value, thanks.....x

 

[AldoStillGoat]

Fake story

She stopped training and THEN you switch kicked her?

If true though (I semi believe it cause OP seems dumb), OP is a woman beater.

Imagine your ex riding that dudes hog. She must have loved every minute of that, what a real man felt like.

Anyway, hope you’re a better man for it. Toodles.

 

[Ballsaque]

That was a beautiful love story. Rooting for you kids!