I Need Some Poon

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  1. Astroboy

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    What are some good smooth lines to try next time im out?
     
  2. Lady N

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    What's Poon??
     
  3. Magic Man

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    I have a friend named poon - he's tall.

    - m
     
  4. Lady N

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    In Dutch it's slang for money.
     
  5. Astroboy

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    POONTANG
    POONANIE
     
  6. Lady N

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    :confused: You mean 'sex' and you're in need of some good lines to pick up women??
     
  7. Lady N

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    1. That shirt looks very becoming on you....of course if I were on you I'd be coming too.

    2. If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against
    me...Please??!!

    3. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

    4. Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.

    5. Is your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes!

    6. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

    7. That dress looks nice....Of course, it'd look even better crumpled up in the corner of my room.

    8. Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.

    9. Pardon me, is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I keep seeing myself in your pants.

    10. Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!?

    11. Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow? Should I nudge you or call you?

    12. (Check female's shirt tag)....Just as I thought, made in heaven!

    13. Were your parents Greek gods? Because it takes two gods to make a goddess.

    14. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

    15. Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!

    16. Your name is Sandra, huh? Can I call you Sandy? Really, what time?

    17. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

    18. Have you seen (any movie)? Would you like to?

    19. My face is leaving in 10 minutes... are you gonna be on it or not?

    20. Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?

    21. Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?

    22. If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?

    23. I'm new in town, could I get directions to your place?

    24. Miss, if you've lost your virginity, could I have the box it came
    in?

    25. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you!

    26. Do you sleep on your front? Do you mind if I do?

    27. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

    28. Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No, huh...So you want to go somewhere and talk?

    29. That's a nice shirt...could I talk you out of it?

    30. (Female at the copy machine) Reproducing, eh? Mind if I help?
     
  8. Squatdog

    Squatdog King of Squats

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    "Hey baby, wanna put yo' lipstick on my dipstick?"
     
  9. JIMPANZEE

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    My love for you is like diarrea...

    i cant keep it inside any longer

    :D
     
  10. Hey now- I use this one to pick up little boys.

    :eek:
     
  11. Meat Fist

    Meat Fist Senior Administrator Senior Administrator

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    Lady N, I bet you heard all of those from personal experience.
     
  12. Lady N

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    Heavens no! They wouldn't dare! Hahahaha, I'm quite formidable in real life too.:)
     
  13. Hound

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    Lady N only listen's to propositions from guys who handcuff her first. :p
     
  14. Magic Man

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    I once saw this guy who tried one stupid line the girl actually laughed and she probably would have accepted a drink at that stage...unfortunately he kept going, looked like an ass, and she walked off.

    - m
     
  15. Lady N

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    What are your pick up lines Hound? Astroboy needs all the help he can get. :)
     
  16. Hound

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    My only line is "How much for an hour".
     
  17. You can last an hour? God bless ya
     
  18. Waylander

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    I dont think pick up lines have ever worked for anyone. May want to try a more subtle approach...
     
  19. ShootoKing

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    U wanna get poon?? Come to Hawaii with the boys.
     
  20. ensanity

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    Baby you look so sweet, I bet you shit sugar
     

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