I Need Some Poon

[Chrits]

How do you like your eggs in the morning scrambled or fertilized?

 

[Alan At Takada Dojo]

I like poon. It goes good with grits.

 

[ensanity]

Whats up with the butt-naked party with and yo' homies?

 

[ShopliftingInAGhostTown]

"Hey those must be space pants because that ass is outta this world!"

 

[The Jake]

Astro - isn't that what the gf is for?

- The Jake

 

[SEXY BEAST]

Has anybody ever told you, you look like rosanne barr!

 

[Loonie Dropkick]

The trick for me is that I have Integrity.
If i see a girl that i find attractive, I first try to watch her if she seems like a cool person. Maybe get eye contact and start to smile againt each other.
Almost the only lines i use are:I think you are quite cute/very pretty/quite sexy depending on type of girl, and then mostly I start to walk away from her, but then,
almost everytime she quickly replies by saying the same about me. If she doesn

 

[SEXY BEAST]

BRADDA that's not going to work! You gotta make her feel like a dirty hoe and guilty, only then can you score!

 

[NuTz]

Were your parents Greek gods? Because it takes two gods to make a goddess.

What the fuck? Where did you get this one???? ^^^

If both your parents were Greek Gods, they'd be s and you wouldn't be born.

Is it just me or is every single female Greek Goddess callled a 'Goddess' and not a 'God'.

(ie. Eros, Goddess of Love)