Shoop I Met @BoxerMaurits At The UFC 286 Weigh-In/Shoop Dat Buff and Maurits

[Sweater of AV]

Thread of the year.

 

[Laheys'Liquorland]

This day was always going to happen eventually...

So as you are all aware by now, I am the most successful UFC memorabilia salesman in Sherdog history. My Shadface pillows are known across the world of MMA, fashion, and Home Improvement.

@BoxerMaurits is the winner of our most prestigious prize, Poster of The Year... His backstage selfie skills, gargantuan size, and ability to move among the stars are legendary amongst us...

We had to collaborate.

Now... Because your boy isn't always 100% on top of his game, one or two things went wrong with me ordering an individual pillow for @BoxerMaurits - I went on a 3 week rampage and mistakes were made... But Don Buffy isn't a welcher... When I returned to civilization I immediately contacted @BoxerMaurits and we made a plan to meet by the UFC sign this afternoon at 16:30pm.

This is me waiting by the sign feeling very conspicuous with the pillow.

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(Its harder than you might think to get the sign, me, and pillow all in shot)

And then... He was there... I recognised him immediately - he'd seen the pillow from long distance while I was trying to smoke without anyone seeing... My plan of surprising him was ruined, but it was nice to meet him.

Sherdoggers in the wild:

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(I'm the old one with the potato face)

And here is our POTY reviewing his pillow. I brought another one along for fun.

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We had a face off ( @BoxerMaurits by Armbar)

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My most intimidating facial expression. He wasn't intimidated.

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I would lose horribly.

And then we went in to watch the weigh ins... I got separated by security and almost blagged my way into the VIP section... But failed and had to settle for the worst view in the world.

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Which was actually ok...

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Ian Freeman was the big name for me.

Then we bumped into eachother again after and took another couple special @BoxerMaurits backstage selfies, only with my broken camera. I'm not really that haggard looking.

I may have had an ale or two.

Then he hit me

My best Shadface

Some Irish dude came over and was like "is that Rashad Evans?" but it was kind of awkward explaining - he didn't know Shadface, only Shad...

@BoxerMaurits had some friends with him that didn't seem to quite understand why he was meeting a 40 year old man he'd met on the Internet to receive a 2nd hand cushion... But they don't understand the ways of the sherbro.

And now my mission is completed, its over to @BoxerMaurits to realise the 2nd stage of our masterplan.

Was a pleasure and a privilege meeting the big man, whom has just assured me that Shad is out having a good time in London with them.

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Warms the soul.


We did this.

<mma2>

Spoiler: Bonus Ring Girl Ass Clip

Spoiler

You bastards can make your own templates for this shit

Old and potato face or not you have some level 10 charisma in those photos my guy!!
Well done Sherbro.

 

[pick999]

Thread of the week!

Definitely of the night

 

[Young Calf Kick]

What? Like you've never tugged one out for the homies lol.

I haven’t actually.

how does that even work?<45>

 

[Substance Abuse]

Someone needs to shoop Buff onto the slapchop commercials.

"You're gonna love my pillow"

 

[StonedLemur]

I haven’t actually.

how does that even work?<45>

Not sure but its fun anyway lol

 

[Karl_Hungus]

 

[HuskySamoan]

I can't decide who you look like - one pic you look like Quentin Tarantino, another more like Willem Dafoe as Green Goblin, and another like the singer from Viagra Boys.

He for sure looks like Willem Dafoe, I said that shit years ago.

 

[Wormwood]

This makes me happy. Very happy.

 

[Paolo Delutis]

We out here boys!! ..

That's sick if i ever go to an event ill seeing who else from this God forsaken place is going for sure for the real world meet up thread...

Personally wouldnt mind bumping into at Teh Fights
@BoxerMaurits
@Frode Falch
@Arm Barbarian
@JudoThrowFiasco
@TorontoTO
@Mike

But any sherbros would be a hilariously memorable moment

 

[Royce's Gi]

GOLD!


And what an honor!

Who cares if you had met Prince, Napoleon, Jesus, Michael Jackson, Michael Jordan, Michael Tyson, Mick Jagger, Jimi Hendrix, Dalai Lama etc


Meeting the Legend @BoxerMaurits is EPIC and a memory you should cherish and tell your grandchildren about!

 

[Karl_Hungus]

Edit:

 

[koquerelle]

You look like Michael Shannon from Wish.

 

[Mga223]

What a top thread haha.

Buff looks that actor but can't put my finger on it.

BoxerM is a fucking giant how tall is he?

 

[Mga223]

You look like Michael Shannon from Wish.

That's who I was trying to think of.

Ffs

 

[Dirty Frank]

This day was always going to happen eventually...

So as you are all aware by now, I am the most successful UFC memorabilia salesman in Sherdog history. My Shadface pillows are known across the world of MMA, fashion, and Home Improvement.

@BoxerMaurits is the winner of our most prestigious prize, Poster of The Year... His backstage selfie skills, gargantuan size, and ability to move among the stars are legendary amongst us...

We had to collaborate.

Now... Because your boy isn't always 100% on top of his game, one or two things went wrong with me ordering an individual pillow for @BoxerMaurits - I went on a 3 week rampage and mistakes were made... But Don Buffy isn't a welcher... When I returned to civilization I immediately contacted @BoxerMaurits and we made a plan to meet by the UFC sign this afternoon at 16:30pm.

This is me waiting by the sign feeling very conspicuous with the pillow.

View attachment 974322
(Its harder than you might think to get the sign, me, and pillow all in shot)

And then... He was there... I recognised him immediately - he'd seen the pillow from long distance while I was trying to smoke without anyone seeing... My plan of surprising him was ruined, but it was nice to meet him.

Sherdoggers in the wild:

View attachment 974327
(I'm the old one with the potato face)

And here is our POTY reviewing his pillow. I brought another one along for fun.

View attachment 974325

We had a face off ( @BoxerMaurits by Armbar)

View attachment 974326

My most intimidating facial expression. He wasn't intimidated.

View attachment 974328
I would lose horribly.

And then we went in to watch the weigh ins... I got separated by security and almost blagged my way into the VIP section... But failed and had to settle for the worst view in the world.

View attachment 974321

Which was actually ok...

View attachment 974323
Ian Freeman was the big name for me.

Then we bumped into eachother again after and took another couple special @BoxerMaurits backstage selfies, only with my broken camera. I'm not really that haggard looking.

I may have had an ale or two.

Then he hit me

My best Shadface

Some Irish dude came over and was like "is that Rashad Evans?" but it was kind of awkward explaining - he didn't know Shadface, only Shad...

@BoxerMaurits had some friends with him that didn't seem to quite understand why he was meeting a 40 year old man he'd met on the Internet to receive a 2nd hand cushion... But they don't understand the ways of the sherbro.

And now my mission is completed, its over to @BoxerMaurits to realise the 2nd stage of our masterplan.

Was a pleasure and a privilege meeting the big man, whom has just assured me that Shad is out having a good time in London with them.

View attachment 974324
Warms the soul.


We did this.

<mma2>

Spoiler: Bonus Ring Girl Ass Clip

Spoiler

You bastards can make your own templates for this shit

You're quite the big man yourself, Shermano.

Glad to see two legends collab!

 

[Stagger Lee]

God of thunder bless you People! This thread comes with great joy for humanity! Well done meatcreatures!

 

[lweiberg]

There is no way these guys are both Sherdoggers. Average sherdogger is six foot three 220 lbs and 5% body fat.

They cut height to fit inside the photos.

 

[Uber_Noober]

@Buff your hairline makes me jelly.

 

[Royce's Gi]

You look like Michael Shannon from Wish.

Great Value General Zod!