Your thread is filled with your own ass pain. I think I might've felt the way you do when Bush got re-elected, Idunno. I didn't have a crush on John Kerry, though.
I don't base much on my identity as a sherdogger. Have you thought about your new identity as a fanboy of someone who isn't Jesus 2.0?
My joke about giving Sherdoggers a bad name (just for the slow folks to be in on the joke) was a reference to Edwin Dewees (he fought in the UFC in ancient times) who said "He gives cagefighters a bad name"
You can figure out the rest of the joke from there (probably not, but whatever).
I still think you should take a break from here. Maybe go have a Guinness or watch some old McGoat interviews.