I have a huge mushroom

[Otto!]

I have a huge mushroom growing on my lawn. I cut the grass 5 days ago so this thing grew fast. It’s about 8 inches in diameter now. It’s on a dead patch of grass under a tree, more weeds than grass actually.

What should I do with it? Options in poll above.

 

[Otto!]

@HUGHPHUG do you know anything about shrooms?

 

[sissypunch]

put it in your butt

 

[Zinger]

I just stomp on those motherfuckers and kick them around, but that just scatters the spores everywhere and you'll get more of them.

 

[Otto!]

Ants were eating it, but they eat anything.

 

[Otto!]

put it in your butt

Great suggestion but I’m too lazy to add it as a poll option.

 

[TribalDrumz]

I got a big mushroom head. No elephant trunk

 

[Otto!]

I just stomp on those motherfuckers and kick them around, but that just scatters the spores everywhere and you'll get more of them.

When I get the small round ones I hit them with a 9 iron.

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

I also vote put it in your butt.
Dip in in hot sauce first though.

 

[genecop]

Remove the stem, install a string, and surprise your wife..

 

[Otto!]

Remove the stem, install a string, and surprise your wife..
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That looks like a perfectly fine hat.

 

[MrKontakos]

If it doesn't have blue bruising it's probably not the good shit.

Don't fuck with wild mushrooms unless you know homie.

 

[Otto!]

I also vote put it in your butt.
Dip in in hot sauce first though.

My experiences with hot food lead me to believe this would not end well.

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

Remove the stem, install a string, and surprise your wife..
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Put it her butt!

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

My experiences with hot food lead me to believe this would not end well.

It wont be the end though,
it will be just the beginning!

 

[MrKontakos]

On second thought, I also vote for putting it up the poop shoot. I've heard of people boofing mushrooms before, and it always ends hilariously.

 

[Otto!]

It wont be the end though,
it will be just the beginning!

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

What did you just call me?

 

[Otto!]

What did you just call me?

I called you , which is a lot better than , but worse than

 

[Osculater]

Looks healthy you should eat it