I decided to hire a hot assistant

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  1. Bitcoin Green Belt

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    I have hired hot assistants previously but took a year off in doing again as they are such airheads my IQ goes from 247 to 187 when I'm with them.

    But now it's time I decided I need to have another hot assistant.

    Before you ask it's a female non trans hire.

    And before you ask she looks like a young Emma Samms
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    And before you ask Will Pound
     
  2. genecop Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    What’s with the 80’s hair?
     
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    Thread is useless without your restraining order.
     
  4. Wizzlebiz Wizzlebiz is the Wizziest

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    If you find them hot your boss will find them hot as well.

    Once you have pissed off this chick and she talks to your boss your fucked. Because he will want to bang and take her side.

    It's only a matter of time.
     
  5. JAEGERX Gold Belt

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    you're gonna get metoo'ed

    rip
     
  6. hohner Titanium Belt

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    $5 says the new assistant end up pegging TS by the end of the month.
     
  7. Bitcoin Green Belt

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    I'm the boss, the captain, the head honcho, the human resources manager etc.
     
  8. Bitcoin Green Belt

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    Emma was a big star in the 80s now she's old like Betty White
     
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    Hope you bought a lot of bitcoin for the lawsuit that's coming...
     
  10. Wizzlebiz Wizzlebiz is the Wizziest

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    Ah yep the straight to #metoo

    Sorry bro
     
  11. Damo321 Blue Belt

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    Is that you Harvey Weinstein?
     
  12. Bitcoin Green Belt

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    I'm very char
    Bitcoin has gone up like something else of mine
     
  13. TSO Pink Belt

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    When my ex asked me to run her coffee company the first thing I told her I'd do was hire a hot assistant. She hired me a local girl that was so dumb the only use she would have had would be to sleep with.
     
  14. Bitcoin Green Belt

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    What's pegging mean? Are you British?
     
  15. hohner Titanium Belt

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    Give it a minute, you'll find out soon.
     
  16. Bitcoin Green Belt

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    You are very disturbing
     
  17. hohner Titanium Belt

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  19. Bitcoin Green Belt

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    That's where you should have divorced your wife and banged the barista.
     
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