I decided to hire a hot assistant

I have hired hot assistants previously but took a year off in doing again as they are such airheads my IQ goes from 247 to 187 when I'm with them.

But now it's time I decided I need to have another hot assistant.

Before you ask it's a female non trans hire.

And before you ask she looks like a young Emma Samms


And before you ask Will Pound

 

What’s with the 80’s hair?

 

Thread is useless without your restraining order.

 

If you find them hot your boss will find them hot as well.

Once you have pissed off this chick and she talks to your boss your fucked. Because he will want to bang and take her side.

It's only a matter of time.

 

you're gonna get metoo'ed

rip

 

$5 says the new assistant end up pegging TS by the end of the month.

 

I'm the boss, the captain, the head honcho, the human resources manager etc.

 

Emma was a big star in the 80s now she's old like Betty White

 

Hope you bought a lot of bitcoin for the lawsuit that's coming...

 

Ah yep the straight to #metoo

Sorry bro

 

Is that you Harvey Weinstein?

 

I'm very char

Bitcoin has gone up like something else of mine

 

When my ex asked me to run her coffee company the first thing I told her I'd do was hire a hot assistant. She hired me a local girl that was so dumb the only use she would have had would be to sleep with.

 

What's pegging mean? Are you British?

 

Give it a minute, you'll find out soon.

 

You are very disturbing

 

That's where you should have divorced your wife and banged the barista.

 

Why not.