I am an ex-Scientologist. (LONG read)

[DrSatanDracula]

I don't think he is attacking DSD's faith. He is attacking mine. (DSD isn't a Scientologist. I am.)

Quite so.

It's cool to actually have an active scientologist in this thread now, too. Glad to see you contribute.

Anyone is free to get a book, study it and apply some of the principles therein and see if the results are as claimed.

I agree with you here. You can buy a copy of Dianetics in paper back for like, five bucks. Read it. See if it is any good.

From what I read? I like it. NOt so sure I'd want to convert to scientology, but I like it.

 

[willhaven720]

Then sir, you are not a coward. I respet that you showed your face.

I rescind that comment in relation to you. However, I do not rescind it in relation to your coward compatriots.

I don't give a fuck what you think about me or anyone else. You're the fucking coward.

I told you to keep my name out your mouth.

 

[Lakehed**]

I don't give a fuck what you think about me or anyone else. You're the fucking coward.

I told you to keep my name out your mouth.

nice

OK. Sorry to scare you all. I took my dog to the vet and went to the ER to get lab work done on my blood, urine and a water sample from my shower.

Came back clean. My organs are all good. No poisonous effects in my system. Dog is great.

That was a relief.

man please explain this. I am skeptical of all things, sorry, its the way I'm built.

You can't get the ER to do a test on a water sample from your shower. And getting blood results etc back so fast just seems really unlikely. I've had plenty of bloodwork done in my day and even the simple stuff they take their sweet time with.

 

[willhaven720]

Please explain this to me.

You can go to the ER and the vets office, and get results that quickly? And how in the blue hell does an ER do lab work on water? I've never heard of this in my life.

It was a hospital, man. It took hours but, I have the lab report if you want to bring down some BC Bud and have a look-see. lol

If I were trying to make myself look good, I wouldn't have even talked about it. As nothing came up in the test. The doc in the ER told me that many things could have been in my system and not shown up in blood or urine like arsenic. But my organ functions were fine and so whatever it was, it wasn't a fatal dose.

I didn't realize until later that it was just OSA trying to kill my dog by spraying chemicals into the lawn next to my pad. They knocked on the door to get me go to outside and then tried to get me to follow them around the corner. I didn't follow. Whatever it was, hit me light enough not to kill me or my dog when she was with me, as they knew she would be at all times.

But it was seriously enough to couch-lock me for an hour. Really heavy and dirty, not like a natural indica. And I would have loved not to pay the vet $200. Or whatever the fuck my deductible is going to be for going to the ER.

After this happened I set up my security camera system to it's own DVR, covering the entire perimeter of my place. Now I don't even think about them trying to pull these sorts of stunts. Because they know damn well they will get caught.

You can't try to get into a "cloak n' dagger" situation with them. It's a war you'll never win.

You have to say "This is my camera. This is my chin. Take your best shot."

That's the only way to deal with them. The puppy-killing cowards that they are.

 

[willhaven720]

nice



man please explain this. I am skeptical of all things, sorry, its the way I'm built.

You can't get the ER to do a test on a water sample from your shower. And getting blood results etc back so fast just seems really unlikely. I've had plenty of bloodwork done in my day and even the simple stuff they take their sweet time with.

lol I was just about to and did.

BC or GTFO!

:icon_lol:

 

[Lakehed**]

It was a hospital, man. It took hours but, I have the lab report if you want to bring down some BC Bud and have a look-see. lol

If I were trying to make myself look good, I wouldn't have even talked about it. As nothing came up in the test. The doc in the ER told me that many things could have been in my system and not shown up in blood or urine like arsenic. But my organ functions were fine and so whatever it was, it wasn't a fatal dose.

I didn't realize until later that it was just OSA trying to kill my dog by spraying chemicals into the lawn next to my pad. They knocked on the door to get me go to outside and then tried to get me to follow them around the corner. I didn't follow. Whatever it was, hit me light enough not to kill me or my dog when she was with me, as they knew she would be at all times.

But it was seriously enough to couch-lock me for an hour. Really heavy and dirty, not like a natural indica. And I would have loved not to pay the vet $200. Or whatever the fuck my deductible is going to be for going to the ER.

After this happened I set up my security camera system to it's own DVR, covering the entire perimeter of my place. Now I don't even think about them trying to pull these sorts of stunts. Because they know damn well they will get caught.

You can't try to get into a "cloak n' dagger" situation with them. It's a war you'll never win.

You have to say "This is my camera. This is my chin. Take your best shot."

That's the only way to deal with them. The puppy-killing cowards that they are.

OSA trying to kill your dog, jesus christ

I work near a Church of Scientology. I might go in there sometime and do what you said, with the money and tell them about being put on ADD meds as a kid, maybe even bring some cash. I want to see what they'll do to try and get it.


you know what, I might go blasted high too. I guess it'll have to be after work.

 

[Tesp]

They have. And like I said, they COVER THEIR ASS LEGALLY in every way possible. If you leave on good terms so as to not become blacklisted, you have to sign a mountain of paperwork. I had no clue what I was signing at 17, just as I had no clue what I was signing when I left at 20.And that's exactly the way they fucking like it.

They did tell me that I had to pay them a so-called "freeloader debt" of $12,000 before entering any church of scientology.

Needless to say, I never paid them a dime and would never step one foot into any building of theirs.

As a matter of fact, I missed both of my under-18 year old sisters' weddings. Which were heald in a CoS.

A few years ago, a pissed off ex-sci dude walked into a church with a Katana sword. He was gunned down before he could do anything. I'm not saying he was right to want to hurt someone... But I know how he fealt. Cheated by a cult that has consumed it's members and leaders alike. SOMEONE has to stop them. And waiting for this piece of shit government to do anything about it, is just like waiting for them to fix health care or some other thing they fuck up daily.

For the record, I have no intention to commit crimes, and would not do anything illegal to the Church of Scientology or anyone else. No way. Never. I'm not a TOTAL idiot. lol

wow I liked the og post good work. I would ask a lawyer if signing those documents you signed when you were 17 counts as you being a minor. If yes, write a book and collect some dough at the expense of these quacks. Personally I would have tried to solve the problems of harrassment by walking into their club house with a group of friends and some baseball equipment...

 

[willhaven720]

OSA trying to kill your dog, jesus christ

I work near a Church of Scientology. I might go in there sometime and do what you said, with the money and tell them about being put on ADD meds as a kid, maybe even bring some cash. I want to see what they'll do to try and get it.


you know what, I might go blasted high too. I guess it'll have to be after work.

ZOMG you'll have a blast. If you bring enough cash and make them try hard enough, you might actually get them to start sweating for real. Especially if you go on a Thursday morning and stay until 2pm.

 

[Lakehed**]

ahahahahah this sounds like alot of fun actually

what else should I tell them

step 1 - have money on hand
step 2 - took riddlin as kid, didn't want too
step 3 - listen, be polite, don't come across as somebody who won't believe them

i wonder what else I should do to waste these peoples time

what will they do if at the end of it all I tell them the truth. I know the infamous Will Haven via Sherdog.net, I have been high on bomb tittes dope for the entire time and I have no interest whatsoever in any religion because they are all scams, and I'm off to see my shrink cause she's trying to help me stop doing fucked up shit to mess with people

 

[Tesp]

ahahahahah this sounds like alot of fun actually

what else should I tell them

step 1 - have money on hand
step 2 - took riddlin as kid, didn't want too
step 3 - listen, be polite, don't come across as somebody who won't believe them

i wonder what else I should do to waste these peoples time

what will they do if at the end of it all I tell them the truth. I know the infamous Will Haven via Sherdog.net, I have been high on bomb tittes dope for the entire time and I have no interest whatsoever in any religion because they are all scams, and I'm off to see my shrink cause she's trying to help me stop doing fucked up shit to mess with people

Tell them you were on the ship. And that your family was friends with L ron hubbard.

 

[Lakehed**]

Tell them you were on the ship. And that your family was friends with L ron hubbard.

Then I'll rip my shirt off, and I'll have an "I heart lobotomies" t-shirt on underneath

 

[Tesp]

Then I'll rip my shirt off, and I'll have an "I heart lobotomies" t-shirt on underneath

Lol. you should have a shiny cape on too it would add to the effect. And sorry to the TS if my joking around is offensive.

 

[Lakehed**]

Lol. you should have a shiny cape on too it would add to the effect. And sorry to the TS if my joking around is offensive.

lol man offensive? These people tried to kill his dog and they ruin families daily.

I'm going to be like, after 3 hours of acting near convinced, "You can have this money if you suck my motherfucking dick" and then I'm gonna wiggle my dick at em

 

[Tesp]

lol man offensive? These people tried to kill his dog and they ruin families daily.

I'm going to be like, after 3 hours of acting near convinced, "You can have this money if you suck my motherfucking dick" and then I'm gonna wiggle my dick at em

lol naw i just saw how his family is all involved in it and shit. If you do go into that place what are the chances you can have a hidden camera on and post that shit?

 

[Lakehed**]

lol naw i just saw how his family is all involved in it and shit. If you do go into that place what are the chances you can have a hidden camera on and post that shit?

lol well i'm kidding i won't really do that

i'm just sayin

well fuck who knows how this will go down lol

i'm kinda messed up right now to be honest, the ganja talk convinced me it was time to hit teh bong

 

[Tesp]

lol well i'm kidding i won't really do that

i'm just sayin

well fuck who knows how this will go down lol

i'm kinda messed up right now to be honest, the ganja talk convinced me it was time to hit teh bong

lol doing the same. I'm serious though. If you are going to go in there and make a fool out of those people you should tape it. Just gotta have a small camera.

 

[thebluerider]

I finally read all that. Great post, That shit is CRAZY!

 

[willhaven720]

Holy shit I can't stop laughing!

You didn't even need to mention the dank. Obvious cron-cron was obv.

still roflmao

Oh mercy...

Good times!

 

[Lakehed**]

Holy shit I can't stop laughing!

You didn't even need to mention the dank. Obvious cron-cron was obv.

still roflmao

Oh mercy...

Good times!

what would they do though if i waisted 2 hours with them trying to get my money, maybe even they sweat, and i at the end of it say I was only there to see what they'd do and told them my whole plan

would they freak out or what?

 

[rnaviaux]

lol man offensive? These people tried to kill his dog and they ruin families daily.

I'm going to be like, after 3 hours of acting near convinced, "You can have this money if you suck my motherfucking dick" and then I'm gonna wiggle my dick at em

You really think we tried to kill his dog?

And I am called brainwashed!

lol!