Hunt is already planting excuse seeds

Hunt is going to KO him in the first round.
 
Brock is a division 1 all-american wrestler. 2-time junior all-american. 69% winning record in the WWE/WWF. Tools a 2-time all-american wrestler everyday in practice.

All signs point to Brock winning. It's written in the stars!!!

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Whatever gets you to stop making shit threads buddeh. Any seeds will do as long as your skull gets crushed. Cheers
I'd tell you to put some Respek on my name but I already have a mystery rash and don't want warts and puss-y sores too
 
I'd tell you to put some Respek on my name but I already have a mystery rash and don't want warts and puss-y sores too
I'll put some respek on your name when you make a decent thread. Till then it's no respek.
 
hope you did lots of stretching. Reaching like that without being warmed up can really cause some damage.
 
Hunt via devastating walk off head kick or knee to liver.
 
Hunt via devastating walk off head kick or knee to liver.

Nah man, Hunt's going to win via devastating head kick to the liver. You heard it here first.
 
Excellent thread Lord Tensai!

I agree

Brock via TKO
 
Stop "translating". Hunt isn't an excuse maker, and nothing he said was unreasonable or unwarranted.
 
The morbid joy I will experience if Brock wins via walkoff KO, is beyond Diaz tapping panic-wrestling McGregor now.

Come on universe, shit some pants.
 
Lesnar's actually been training less than Hunt though
 
TS read waaaaay too much into that. Everything Hunt says is true. The UFC were probably recruiting Brock for this fight back when Diaz/Mcgregor was scrapped. Hunt was the late replacement - not Brock. That's proven by the lineup when Brock's return was announced, it was 'Brock vs TBA'.

Brock was fresh out of the WWE (notorious for juicing), probably training in secret and only signed on to fight and tested 2 months fight night. Hunt on the other hand was given a few weeks notice and has been randomly tested all year. He's just saying the obvious, and it all sounds pretty off-cuff anyway.

He's not one to drop subtleties; if he was really pissed off he would just say it.
 
The morbid joy I will experience if Brock wins via walkoff KO, is beyond Diaz tapping panic-wrestling McGregor now.

Come on universe, shit some pants.
Not gonna lie, I laughed pretty hard at the last line there.
 
"I heard about it the same time as everybody else did, pretty much... But I pretty much found out it was confirmed at the same time as everyone else did."
(Translation: i didn't have ample time to prepare for Brock)




"I think [Lesnar] has been training a lot longer than people seem to presume he's been training. He probably knew a long time ago about this match."
(Translation: he's had more time to train for me)



"I've got a good couple weeks to get into it and then it's fight week, so my guys are just coming into town now and looking forward to getting their work done."
(Translation: my training partners aren't even here yet!)


"It's going to be a great fight and I'm not looking past Brock. He's going to be a tough fight. He's probably been training for ages."
(Translation: he's been training for this fight longer than me)


"I mean, he's probably being tested now, but I think everyone should have the same playing field."
(Transition: he wasn't tested before and might not be getting tested now. He has an advantage)



"I mean, I'm hoping he comes in like a crazy man and then I put him to sleep. That's basically what I hope is going to happen. But I don't think he's that stupid. I think he's going to be a bit smarter and test the waters first, but we'll see what happens on the night."
(Translation: I hope he doesn't bumrush me because that's his best chance to get me down)



First of all, I want Hunt to be champ. I want Brock to be back in the UFC and wanted him to win his first fight back. I wanted it to be one I can root for him. I can't root against Hunt. I'm torn. Lying naked on the floor. Torn... toooorn.

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