How would you fare where u live if there was a 24 HOUR global purge rn

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  1. Clippy Good Times

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    Hey guys I saw that trailer for purge movie - looks dumb

    but I got to thinking if it was globlal we all live in different places

    maybe you live in a farm of the most dangerous city

    But I live in a quaint Canadian town

    The purgre in my area would prolly be like my neighbour coming over and being like

    HEY!

    And I'll be like .... yeah

    And he's like "Remember that extention cord I borrowed?

    yah I do

    "well I'm not returning it"

    :eek:

    "sorry"

    I'd be like cool no worries

    Then we slather maple syrup on each other and play hockey
     
  2. HUGHPHUG AL CAPS YO

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    My area would be full of little shits like this throwing bottles and sneaking in through peoples windows

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    plus a lot of rape and child abuse from the catholics.

    Oh shit wait I live in an army town! Fuck we'd all be dead, they got helicopters and guns and shit

    good place to survive a zombie holocaust though
     
  3. koolinkunming Gold Belt

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    When you’re covered in maple syrup in -10 weather and body check the other guy does it end up looking like two candy apples stuck together?
     
  4. JAEGERX Gold Belt

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    shit i'd thrive
     
  5. Canned Tuna Silver Belt

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    I'm pretty far from civilization. I'd be fine.
     
  6. biscuitsbrah Silver Belt

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    Wouldn’t be good
     
  7. Oeshon Steel Belt

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    Not very well. I don't have a weapon and I'm in a country and city where i can't speak the local language and don't know the area well.

    My only saving grace would be to buy my way to safety.
     
  8. Sonny Qc Steel Belt

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    My father got a few guns,
    And In French Canada,
    It's a pretty rare thing.
    Would borrow some.
    I'll be fine.
     
  9. Nimrod Wistfull With A Fist-Full

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    I have a chainsaw and a decomissioned AK47.. id be A OK
     
  10. Merlotte's Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    I had to look up the average age of people in my town. It’s 40, 3 years higher than the national average.

    What I take from this is there are a lot of old motherfuckers where I live. I’m not 40 yet and anyone over 40, including Yoel Romero, would get destroyed by my uppercut.

    Once those who are younger than me see this raw power they’ll follow my lead.
     
  11. Merlotte's Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    I’ll punch a senior citizen no hesitation
     
  12. SalvadorAllende Steel Belt

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    I would lock myself in my 1 bedroom apartment and be cool with the whole situation by Sherdogging and watching teh UFC.
     
  13. OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

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    If we purged all nurses we might have longer waits in emergency rooms
     
  14. Alphaboy Gold Belt

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    After watching movies like The Purge of other post-apocalyptic movies I always start thinking of what I'd do.

    Now, I live in a NJ suburb. Due to its proximity to NYC and Newark, evacuation would suck. We're not as densely populated as New York but it's still pretty bad.

    What I'd do:
    I'd find a huge parking lot, like a commuter lot with a ton of cars, I'd park my car somewhere in the sea of cars and wait it out. Everyone will be looking in the streets for action, they'll look in people's homes, but no one would be randomly searching parked cars in commuter lots.
     
  15. Sarge3000 Banned Banned

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    If there was a true purge where I live in Western Europe, most population would get slaughtered as only criminals are armed. There'd be a wave of murders & rapes going on.

    To be honest if nothing changes in my country, we're going to see civil wars in the coming decade. It's an extremely tense situation on numerous levels.
     
  16. Sonny Qc Steel Belt

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    smart
     
  17. Clippy Good Times

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    you'll get wrekt by groups of ppl with baseball bats who want to simply destroy all cars they find
     
  18. OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

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    Where will you piss and poop?
    What will you drink and eat?
    Piss and poop?
    Eat and drink what you will, pissandpoop
     
  19. Clippy Good Times

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    Imagine Sherdog Mayberry with a purge

    The threads would be awesome!
     
  20. Sarge3000 Banned Banned

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    If there was a true purge/civil war type of event, it's highly possible internet would eventually go down aswell as the power grid in general. Entire cities would be in the dark, with criminals coming out of their areas to terrorise the main population.

    It's an interesting scenario tbh. I'd wager most people would hole up in their homes out of fear, and a number of people would simply die of starvation or crime activity.

    As crazy as it sounds, its a scenario where as a Frenchman, I'd prefer to be in America than Europe. Because in America, you'd have a community with guns, essentially taking people in and protecting them, keeping life as normal. Not possible here.
     
  21. JabToucher Banned Banned

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    I don't have any guns. But I have this stapler I can throw pretty hard though.
     

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