How to get women.

[Graves The Elder]

Found a pic of TS

wow, those expensive ones look great IMO.

 

[riddleofsteel]

Two broads sitting allllll by their lonesome.

That makes the photo creepier.
Megadeth should be ditching his low grade doll for the blonde on his left. If I was him, that is what I'd do. Argh, can't believe I typed that.

I wonder if they swap dolls. Real doll swingers?



October BJD Meetup! (Ball-jointed Dolls) - another creepy google image search result from that sex doll photo.

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

Blunt force honesty about who you are.

Ambition with an interesting career.

Read books.

have something intelligent to say - no small talk - small talk is sand paper to a women's soul. Be able to keep a conversation going.

Own property, have a good credit rating - take care of your business

Go to the dentist and brush/ floss your teeth regularly.

 

[hbdope]

To be fair, all relationships start at just wanting to bang, bro

Truthfully money can buy most things in this world and it can solve a lot of problems but when you use money for relationships you are setting a precedent that she or he is worth x amount of dollars. I guess people really do value women on a monetary scale but all women valued for their looks are depreciating assets. Thus, they only should be 'leased' or 'rented'. At this point, I think escorts are a much better option.

 

[zackryder]

truthfully money can buy most things in this world and it can solve a lot of problems but when you use money for relationships you are setting a precedent that she or he is worth x amount of dollars. I guess people really do value women on a monetary scale but all women valued for their looks are depreciating assets. Thus, they only should be 'leased' or 'rented'. At this point, i think escorts are a much better option.

qft

 

[Jon Stark]

OK, so I'm certainly not an expert. I rarely have a meaningful relationship. So take my advice for what it's worth, which may be absolutely nothing. At this point you're probably wondering why you should even listen to what I have to say. I'll tell you why...

Because I have dates whenever the fuck I want and I get ass whenever the fuck I want. I approach every single attractive woman I see and even if I don't get her number, she smiles and she's clearly happy and flattered that I approached her.

Here's how I do it:

I hear all the time about how women don't like nice guys. This is absolute bullshit. Women don't like passive pussies that cater to their every whim, but they fucking love a nice, charming, polite guy who they believe would fuck them fiercely in a public restroom, yet would ask in a polite manner first.

If I see an attractive woman I simply walk up and say, "Hey, I was just wondering if you're single?" and I wear a huge, pretty smile when I do it. That's seriously it. If they say yes, I ask if I could take her on a date, and if she already said she was single I know she'll say yes to a date. Asking if she's single first is the polite way to do this so that even if she has a dude, you still don't offend her, and she's thinking, "What a good guy." and she's probably checking you out as you say, "Thanks anyway." and walk off. Most of the time she'll even apologize for having a dude.

Even if there's a huge line behind you, even if she's super busy, even if she's with her boss, even if she's with her family, make yourself approach her. It will be far more impressive when there are people around and since you're behaving so politely, no one is going to mind, least of all the gorgeous girl you're going to (most likely) fuck on the first date.

Once she says yes to the date, work out the details of the date right there in person. Do not wait to do it over the phone. Get her number after you work out the details, (which should take 15 seconds, you're just askign what day and time she's free) then say thank you and be sure to smile and maintain eye contact as you walk away.

Do not text her, call her, or try to get to know her in any fucking way before the date. That's what the date is for. Just a confirmation text for the date the day of then a phone call for directions once you're on your way is all you need. It's much harder to be charming over the phone because you're not looking her in the eye, so avoid it until she's actually asking you why you don't want to talk on the phone. You could say something retarded in person and as long as you're making eye contact and looking at her like she's the most beautiful thing you've ever witnessed, she'll eat that shit up.

Here's the thing, your mannerisms, the way you look at her, and everything else about your experience together should suggest that you want to fuck her brains out. But (and this is a big but), you have to be a gentleman at the same time. Don't come out and say it unless you can be funny about it and make her laugh, don't stare at her tits, and don't smack her on the ass. Let your eyes and your body language suggest that you want to fuck (when I say eyes I mean maintaining eye contact) while your conversation is nothing but chivalrous.

Take advantage of every opportunity to be close to her every time you interact. Tell her to scoot closer, pull her in closer, hold her hand on the first date, and make eye contact every single opportunity you can. You can get away with this because you're speaking eloquently and respectfully. Most of the time you'll find that if you behave this way she will make prolonged eye contact to the point where it's almost awkward (which means she wants you), and if she's the first to break away and says something like, "Why do you stare at me" then respond with something like, "You're just so gorgeous, I'm sorry, I'll just look away when we talk." then hold your hand up to block your vision when you talk to her so that it's comical.

She'll laugh her ass off, pull your hand away from your eyes, then make the very same eye contact you had before that.

Be sure to push as far as you can possibly go on the first date, or any other time you hang out. You should be avidly trying to have sex with her. Get the first kiss in public, if she won't let you, it doesn't matter. She's happy you tried as long as you're polite and even feign shame after she turns you down. Even throw in an apology to keep up the chivalry. She'll fucking love it.

When you're alone together, even if it's just in your ride before you drop her off, try to fuck her. Lean in and get a kiss, then kiss her passionately and grab her leg, hip, etc. as you ramp up the intensity of your kissing. Then move on to her neck and chest. At this point you're not grabbing ass, not grabbing tits, you're just putting your mouth where she's not going to object but she's going to absolutely love. Then, once you can tell she's crazy wet, go ahead and kiss her on the tit, maybe even bite it, then move down to her stomach, then kiss her pussy through her pants. At this point you might fuck, if not, she'll let you know.

If she stops you, just say, "OK. You seem like such a good girl I didn't think you'd want to have sex on the first date. Do you think we could keep making out and stuff though?" and she's going to say yes every fuckign time because she already let you do all that shit. Here's the magic of this situation, the more you just keep making out and rubbing on her, the hornier she's going to get. So the next time you try to kiss her on the vag, she's going to let it happen. Some girls will stop you again, but will most likely eventually just fuck if you keep making out. If she stops you again, just apologize again, smile, and go back to just kissing. If it finally gets to the point to where she says, "We really need to stop. I don't want to fuck you on the first date and you're making me way too horny." then just stop, give her a tender kiss on the forehead, and turn into the chivalrous gentleman again, before agreeing with her and parting ways.

Next date, sex will happen.

As far as maintaining and having a successful relationship goes, I'm clueless, but I'm great at getting a girl's attention and getting that ass.

Oh and you will seriously never get friend zoned if you behave this way. Chicks will simultaneously see you as a great guy and a bad mother fucker. You're bad because you got them to have sex when they didn't plan on doing it, and you're good because you're the nicest guy they've ever dated.

That's basically my blueprint. Take it for what it's worth. I realize that everyone has different personalities and different ways to attract the opposite sex, I'm simply letting you guys know what works for me. If you want dates and want pussy, (who doesn't?) being the "great guy bad mother fucker" works amazingly.

Post is pure gold. Great thread. In summary be confident, friendly, polite but assertive. I guarantee once a date happens a bang ratio of over 70 percent is guaranteed. 80 percent of women won't bang you the first night you meet them at a club or wherever. This approach is more formal and is guaranteed to intice women to go all the way once the date concludes.

 

[Jon Stark]

Blunt force honesty about who you are.

Ambition with an interesting career.

Read books.

have something intelligent to say - no small talk - small talk is sand paper to a women's soul. Be able to keep a conversation going.

Own property, have a good credit rating - take care of your business

Go to the dentist and brush/ floss your teeth regularly.

Most of these are more personal attributes oppose to the tactical strategy TS suggested.

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

Most of these are more personal attributes oppose to the tactical strategy TS suggested.

Pretty synonymous with strategy - need basics covered.

 

[minute bull]

Megadeth should be ditching his low grade doll for the blonde on his left. If I was him, that is what I'd do.

Gotta agree.

Feet be swingin? Ain't no ding a lingin'.

Dat advice ain't just good for dollies neither. You spread it around good and liberal.

 

[Pugilistic]

Yeah but the trick isn't getting laid. Girls aren't exactly hard targets to bang. The real question is how to not either wind up in a relationship or be a dick to them. It's not the entrance that's a mystery, it's a graceful exit and I've yet to figure that shit out.

I think the best way is to be honest to prevent misleading them. I have told girls straight up that meeting casually and having sex is the extent of the relationship and from then on they are free to choose whether or not to continue seeing me. If they perceive that as me being a dick, then that is their problem. And it's probably less dickish to do this before having sex, although I haven't always followed my own advice and have gotten involved with unstable women.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

not that hard. 4 things all guys need

1. confidence
2. good posture
3. eye contact
4. be alpha

girls like confident, interesting guys. they dont want boring whipped beta males (unless theyre into dat kind of kinky stuff)

Basically this. It's hella easy if you're confident and have fun interesting stories. I can't tell you shit about keeping a girl, but I'm the one night stand fucking champion.

Tattooed red bearded Irish American chef. I'm a bucket list cross off.

 

[zackryder]

Yeah but the trick isn't getting laid. Girls aren't exactly hard targets to bang. The real question is how to not either wind up in a relationship or be a dick to them. It's not the entrance that's a mystery, it's a graceful exit and I've yet to figure that shit out.

dennis system

Gotta agree.

Feet be swingin? Ain't no ding a lingin'.

Dat advice ain't just good for dollies neither. You spread it around good and liberal.

idk man. dat doll seems hard to get. she'd prob friendzone half of SD

Basically this. It's hella easy if you're confident and have fun interesting stories. I can't tell you shit about keeping a girl, but I'm the one night stand fucking champion.

Tattooed red bearded Irish American chef. I'm a bucket list cross off.

u da man

 

[Tycho- Taylor's Version]

You can't teach the things you're suggesting.

You can't teach confidence, and to be cool and suave and easy going. It's not like the guy who sit home alone on Friday night don't know that the answer is to be cool and confident, it's that he's not cool and confident.

These things come with maturity and experience, and for some guys they never come.

Edit: I'm not a woman, but I like to barge in like one.

Absolutely not true that you can't teach these things.

They're just really fucking hard to learn, and come with an inherent plethora of excuses for why you shouldn't bother.

Most of which we tend to see in these very threads.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

dennis system

u da man

I do what I do. Girls buy my drinks and I have that rep of that "aw shucks" rapscallion type.

I take girls on picnics and shit. Blunt, red wine, and whatever gods gift to the taste buds I made not to mention I fuck like a narcissist. But in the way of "I'm going to make you remember this on your wedding night" fucking.

Also if you're solid at giving the D, that shit spreads around faster than HPV. Her friends hear about it and become interested and next thing your inbox is full of " please don't tell Megan but.."

 

[I Am Legion]

Here are my tips:

1. Wear what looks good on you, not necessarily what's in style, and build appropriate. A nice black or navy polo, pair of clean jeans and nice shoes is fine (never dad sneakers)

2. Always have fresh breath...don't eat the free meatballs or hotdogs at happy hour..chew strong minty gum. I make out with girls just bc when I'm in close talking they figure why not?

3. Be funny, confident ask for what you want.

4. Learn how to read body language....if a girl is treating u like a punk go to another chick and let her see it.

 

[Brampton_Boy]

How about just being yourself?

While Real_Magi tutorial (for a lack of a better term) is great, I have always found that being authentic is the best course of action in 99.9% of scenarios.

I have never been able to game a woman - even if I could, there is no way I could sustain the persona for any appreciable length of time.

I generally just subscribe to the belief that you should be yourself, and let the chips fall where they may. After all, I would want somebody to like the real me (foibles and all) - and I would hope for the same in return. I want to get to know the actual person on the other side, not some weird veneer that they are putting on.

If you have to fake confidence, being "alpha" (whatever that entails) etc. you should probably look to work on yourself before entering into a relationship.

Your free nugget of wisdom for the day: Only when you are happy being alone, are you ready to be with someone else.

 

[Adamant]

Or you can be poor as shit, attractive, and in great shape and have just as many women.

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[zackryder]

[YT]BV77nWMQgJI/YT]

i bet he gets women left & rite

 

[bad seed]

No problem! I really enjoy talking about this shit.

I live in a tiny town in Utah, but travel quite a bit for work, and go to SLC when ever I need to go have fun and just approach beautiful women.

A couple of weeks ago I was in SLC and approached 6 women, 3 of whom had boyfriends, the other 3 agreed to a date. 1 out of the three that agreed to a date flaked out. 1 of the two I dated gave me some ass, and I'm getting with the other girl in a couple weeks when I'm back out to SLC. All 6 were 8 or higher, the girl I'm meeting with in a couple weeks is a 9 in my opinion, but others may not agree. She's pretty flat chested.

were you the one who made that thread saying SLC has the hottest girls in America?

 

[Adamant]

i bet he gets women left & rite

lol, I've seen this before. It's actually not too bad if you can get past the freakiness of it. I remember the very first time I saw it, when it gets to "the part" (you know) I was like: