It had to be an hour long because there is so much wrong with that movie. I wasn't expecting to watch it all, but I had before I'd noticed it was that long. The guy comes across as a know it prick though.
Way too many stupid moments and convenient moments that are put in just to make it fit the template of A New Hope.
Points I can remember from the vid:
- The old man was hiding with the map on Jakku , so how did Poe find him? How did Kylo find him? Why did Kylo kill him? Why not mind probe him?
- Why didn't Poe run away after he gave BB8 time to get out of there?
- Poe kills Finn's friend, yet Finn decides he should help Poe. Why? If somebody kills my friend, I might take umbrage.
- Why does Rey save BB8 from a scavenger and then tell it to go to the town filled with other scavengers?
- Finn can't bring himself to kill anyone, but not long after, he's gunning down people (fellow Storm Troopers and defenseless people in a control tower) from his ship.
- Poe drags Finn to Jakku, but then leaves Finn and BB8. Later gets lucky because Finn complete the mission, despite showing no sign of siding or sympathizing with the resistance before.
- How does nobody know where this missing patch is from the map? They supposedly had the rest of it, but were missing the last piece. Why not send out some probe droids (like they did earlier in the movie) to find it in the area that was missing?
- Why did nobody think to check R2's hard drive? Just to double check.....
- How did Rey know what a Jedi mind trick was when on the ship?
There are loads more.
-Why did the Empire completely ignore the escape pod ejected in the beginning of A New Hope? "There are no life forms"?!!!! Holy shit, there are LITERALLY DROIDS EVERYWHERE and you are looking for "plans".
-Luke is supposed to be hidden from Vader, but they literally KEEP HIS FUCKING LAST NAME.
-Princess Leia sees a her entire goddamn planet explode and practically just goes "Oh, no!"
-How can Vader not know Luke is his son if he can sense his force...and then how does he even figure it out between ANH and Empire?
-Han is a selfish scoundrel....but he comes back JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME to help everybody because screenplay.
-Why does the Empire even bother to frame the sand people for killing the Jawas on Tattoine? The empire gives zero fucks and is blowing up planets. What are the afraid of exactly? The tattooine Police department?
- The entire ticking clock at the end of ANH is that the Death Star needs to blow up Yavin IV....but they have to move into position....because a moon is in their way. Yes. A MOON is in the way of the station that can
blow up planets. WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK?
In case the point is lost, Im as big of a Star Wars nerd as anybody. But nitpicking over the plot holes in a space saga that involves laser swords, space warlocks and slug people is kind of silly. But more importantly, if people want to complain about plot holes, they can just as easily complain about the first trilogy.
To this day, it amazes me how sensitive people are about the fact that a force wielding girl won a fight with a dude that was handicapped by a hole in his gut.