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Don't worry the animal shelter will take good care of you
You wanna adopt?
Don't worry the animal shelter will take good care of you
Naw, you sound expensiveYou wanna adopt?
Naw, you sound expensive
Don't you have to die in battle to go to Valhalla? <45><Lmaoo><45>
Don't you have to die in battle to go to Valhalla? <45><Lmaoo><45>
I might have to sell Jeff Bezos' yachtI am worth it!!
Not as much as @lsa. He's getting paid peanuts.
No really, they're paying him in peanut jars. All kinds of flavours. Lucky bastard.
I might have to sell Jeff Bezos' yacht
That platinum membership is worth itI got a special permit.
Also the elders of the internet knows who I am.
So they vouch for me.
I'll get you one day
Pancreas and/or liver?The men in my family get cancer or a heart attack by age 60 so my retirement plan is to die of a heart attack.
My pancreas is also probably not in excellent shape from 20 plus years of boozing.
The liver is one tough son of a gun. Pancreas tho...Pancreas and/or liver?
Probably both but the pancreas problems are more lethal and kill quicker its a pussier organ. Everyone I knew with pancreas problems lived 1 month to 6 months. People with liver or kidney problems lived for years even a friend who had 5 heart attacks lived for 10 years after.the 5th heart attack killed him he didn't listen to doctors eating chicken fried steaks till he died and smoking cigarettes.Pancreas and/or liver?
Pancreas is a more fragile organ.The liver is one tough son of a gun. Pancreas tho...
His heart didn't know when to quitProbably both but the pancreas problems are more lethal and kill quicker its a pussier organ. Everyone I knew with pancreas problems lived 1 month to 6 months. People with liver or kidney problems lived for years even a friend who had 5 heart attacks lived for 10 years after.the 5th heart attack killed him he didn't listen to doctors eating chicken fried steaks till he died and smoking cigarettes.
Do you suffer from pancreatitis?Pancreas is a more fragile organ.