How many times have you farted doing squats?

[BlondeWarrior]

I do. The dribble becomes a stream if they get close. You guys marvel at the touch of a warm woman, I marvel at the aroma of a woman. Closest I've ever gotten. It's like giving someone a drug for the first kind. They'll get high with the smallest amount.

I have learned so much from S&P.

 

[Henry Swanson]

Lame

 

[Lusst]

The correct question would have been: "How many times do you not fart while doing squats?"