How many times have you farted doing squats?

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  1. Micky7

    Micky7 Banned Banned

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    It's a total blast when I'm in the gym under the 495 bar and blast out a "set killer" on the way down. People usually take offense. What do you guys think?

    Micky
     
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    If I don't fart for a few reps during every squat session, I feel like I wasted my time.
     
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    It's our way of marking out territory. The more you squat the stronger your fart is.
     
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    Is this thread an obvious and non-subtle way to tell us you squat 495?
     
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    Did you really need to make a thread about this?
     
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    I use the thrust of my farts to get me out of the hole.
     
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    Do you also dribble pee helplessly at the sight of a girl??
     
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    It's true - 7 reps (and at least 5 monster farts), too.

    Micky
     
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    Your new nickname is Wernher von Brawn.
     
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    LMAO !!
     
  11. Micky7

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    Nah, unless I'm looking at your wife and she scares the piss out of me... HE SHOOTS... SWISH! :icon_chee

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    I do. The dribble becomes a stream if they get close. You guys marvel at the touch of a warm woman, I marvel at the aroma of a woman. Closest I've ever gotten. It's like giving someone a drug for the first kind. They'll get high with the smallest amount.
     
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    Why do you think I work out at home? They banned me from the gym. (no, not really)

    Well, not usually. More likely during deadlifts.
     
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    Mrs. Hunto probably would scare the piss out of you.
     
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    never.

    DB swings are the worst for farts
     
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    that one made me laugh
     
  17. i try to hold them because if it's max effort, i really don't want to shit myself in public and sometimes you just can't tell.

    but you try to hold them and phail, then laugh, then deload the weight before hurting yourself. sometimes you have to go with the flow.

    you just don't want to be asking yourself after your set, "do farts have lumps?"
     
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    Separator failure. It's a bitch.
     
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    I ritually take a poo around 30 minutes before I lift. No poo = bad workout. Despite this, some gas has been known to ensconce itself deep in the caverns of my colon, only to divulge its presence amid a heavy deadlift.
     
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    I don't fart while doing squats anymore, I sewed my a$$ shut.
     
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