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How do YOU know you're drunk?

another way i know im getting drunk is when i start chugging instead of sipping
 
Some of these responses are awesome. "turn your head and there's lag" is one I can definitely relate to. Finishing other people's drinks too. "Don't be a pussy, finish that shit!" normally gets me handed half full glasses of who knows what, and by that point, who cares?
 
I start roaring with laughter, like Robert Baratheon, at simple quips.
 
when you start drunk dialing your sister's fat single friend...
 
i know im shitfaced when i start reciting rap lyrics... "and i cant feel my face!"
 
I know I'm drunk when I can't shut up, get really loud and piss a river out.
 
after i drink a beer to get the vomit taste out of my mouth
 
I can tell when I'm drunk by how happy I am, I become overly happy when I am plastered
 
i know i'm drunk cause i've had a few doubles
 
recently when a female friend asks me, "why are u hitting on that ugly girl?"
 
Another way I know is when I start slamming down JD straight. Friends know when I begin to chug Jack Daniels that I have had enough
 
Either when I finish a six pack of 7%abv burr. Or try to fight old notre dame fans at football games
 
face numbness, slurred speech, pissing, dancing...
 

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