How do YOU know you're drunk?

[vorpalraddish]

I start exhaling really hard through my nose.

 

[weed]

 

[Aegon Spengler]

I feel it in my brain. I know I'm drunk before I stumble around or any of that kind of thing.

 

[neverwas]

i know it's time to go home,when people start to step on my fingers when i'm going to the toilet.

 

[igordog]

I'm buzzed when I'm warm, fuzzy, and happy. I'm drunk when I get double vision and have to close one eye to see right.

 

[PGlew]

When i get the urge to call my ex-girlfriend

 

[bcordova]

When I decide to start talking to people I don't know.

 

[Sean Buckley]

When a Rub N Tug sounds like a good Idea, hit the bank after the bar!

 

[TruthBeTold]

I set things on fire when I talk near a candle.

That probably sounded funnier in your head before you posted it.

 

[Iroh]

That probably sounded funnier in your head before you posted it.

Nah, I just don't care that you might not find it funny, so I posted it anyway.

 

[TruthBeTold]

It was just an observation bro.

 

[TruthBeTold]

I mean, who really talks extremely close to candles? Wizards?

 

[SirR]

My friends can tell I'm drunk when I start putting my left arm behind my back (god knows why I do this) or when I start fucking with everyone.

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whoah man, thats a lot of info

 

[Iroh]

I'm always wasted at romantic dinners bro.

 

[lakersfan45]

When i start to.piss everywhere / not.care where i piss. If im outside anywhere is fair game

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

If you can still cling to a chairleg with both hands, while laying on the ground, you're getting close!

 

[KilledByDeath]

"dude, try not to sound too dumb" but my mouth just does not listen.
frequency of getting slapped starts increasing.
"Fuck this, I know how to dance."
When I try to fight clotheslines.
When I start remembering my legs



Lol, so many gems on the first page alone.

 

[Murlik]

I've found that every time I get really drunk the thought goes through my head that "man I'm not drunk at all, alcohol doesn't really effect me anymore I guess. I've learned to recognize that when I have that thought it means I am actually wasted

 

[Scott Lawlor]

I start feeling relaxed (sometimes energetic though), happy, silly and I'll start getting more loud. I sometimes get into "bro talk" mood, where I just talk about stupid shit like "man, we're all such good buddies".

I also get pretty honest about stuff I say but not in a douche-way, I just start telling people things I like about them lol. Also if I have any doubt as to whether I'm drunk, the way I walk to take a piss will usually verify it.

 

[surf fu]

when i projectile vomit all over my date.

good times.