• Xenforo Cloud is upgrading us to version 2.3.8 on Monday February 16th, 2026 at 12:00 AM PST. Expect a temporary downtime during this process. More info here

How do YOU know you're drunk?

I'm a good drinker and I know when I am started to get pissed when I need to close one eye to see straight.
I can still walk around and talk fine which is strange, but I put this down to training.
 
beer-goggles_o_818801.png
 
I start getting greedy and come up with any excuse for some one not to drink, so I can drink their shit
 
when I take my belt off and start whipping people's asses with it. that's when I'm really drunk
 
I set things on fire when I talk near a candle.
 
Can't feel my face.

Stop giving a shit about my weight and start eating everything in sight. Oh wait, that's a normal weekday.
 
When I start walking into everyone.
When I find myself on a dancefloor.
Those two scenarios usually go hand in hand.
Also when I believe I am immune to alchohol, and just start chucking everything in sight. When it is really bad, I also start thinking that drugs would be a good idea, even though I suck on drugs.
 
I usually stop or just nurse my drink to keep the buzz, rarely getting drunk.

There is getting drunk, and there is getting shit faced.

Getting shit faced is puking out of moving car's window, then continue to puke at the gutter on the side of the road, then at a fast food washroom. That's when I know.
 
I can feel my words slurring. I also begin to gently sway back and forth while waiting at the bar.
 
suprised no one has said this yet, Def. when I start knocking drinks over or spilling them in the packed club/bar. or when you start doing the "lean" on the wall or table when in club or bar...
 
My face tingles and I find myself telling everyone I love them... everyone. lol
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Latest posts

Forum statistics

Threads
1,282,304
Messages
58,430,683
Members
176,038
Latest member
ND274

Share this page

Back
Top