How do YOU know you're drunk?

[Dominic Cobb]

I always find it funny how I feel pretty much sober after a drink or two until I do something simple. Normally, when I'm drinking at a bar, I don't really feel too drunk until I stand up and try and walk to the bathroom or whatever. Right now I felt pretty good until I touched my face. My face always feels weird to me when I'm buzzed. It's like I don't really feel my hand or maybe it's that I don't really feel my face, or a combo of both. What's the sign for you?

 

[Dominic Cobb]

In before someone mentions making stupid threads that are incoherent.

 

[nomoremondays]

What's the sign for you?

frequency of getting slapped starts increasing.

 

[Dominic Cobb]

frequency of getting slapped starts increasing.

haha. Do tell. How does that occur? (why? I should say)

 

[Chernabog]

When it feels like my brain is being lightly massaged and my speech becomes stupid. My thoughts are the same and going "dude, try not to sound too dumb" but my mouth just does not listen.

 

[minute bull]

Pretty much when I say to myself, "Fuck this, I know how to dance."

 

[nomoremondays]

haha. Do tell. How does that occur? (why? I should say)

tonite's not a good night for this. the ban hammer loometh over me!

 

[Aunty Dana**]

When I try to fight clotheslines.

 

[Dominic Cobb]

When it feels like my brain is being lightly massaged and my speech becomes stupid. My thoughts are the same and going "dude, try not to sound too dumb" but my mouth just does not listen.

I know that feeling. When you're talking to someone concentrating on not slurring or stammering but then you realize you are talking just to try and sound sober so you're rambling about some retarded topic. (like this post)

Pretty much when I say to myself, "Fuck this, I know how to dance."

I know long before that thought crosses my head that I am seriously fucked up. haha

 

[destructive]

When I start remembering my legs

 

[MortalWombat]

Know when I AM drunk is too present tense.


Opening eyes and feeling laser blasts drill through them into the brain is how I know I WAS drunk.

 

[Da Speeit]

The mirror.
I always look in the mirror and my reflection knows what's up.

I try to splash my face and convince myself i'm not drunk.
Never works.

 

[El Chimpo]

my right eye...it always goes half shut when im drunk as shit

 

[Sexy]

Usually after four beers.

 

[Bolshevik***]

my thoughts are slurred and i start getting attracted to women who i normally wouldn't be attracted to.

 

[Hank The Tank]

Pretty much when I say to myself, "Fuck this, I know how to dance."

Lol, love when that happens. Also when other drunk people like to tell you that you do know how to dance so you do it even more obnoxiously.

My friends can tell I'm drunk when I start putting my left arm behind my back (god knows why I do this) or when I start fucking with everyone.

I know that I was drunk when I wake up and don't remember shit, other than that I can also kinda know when I start finishing other peoples drinks for them.

 

[Raptor Claw]

The mirror.
I always look in the mirror and my reflection knows what's up.

I try to splash my face and convince myself i'm not drunk.
Never works.

Yeah you go in the bathroom to piss and when your washing your hands you look in the mirror and you just know.

 

[Tremendous]

When I turn my head and there's lag.

 

[Magooglie]

I can feel it in my teeth

 

[Pennisland]

After I finish my 6 pack of Smirnoff Ice