How do you grow a beard like Conor McGregor?

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  1. Ar145984

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    I've been thinking about this for a few weeks. Specifically I'm talking about the beards like the following

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    Do you need a certain facial structure to pull this beard off? Also, the mustache twirl isn't necessary but preferable. Lastly, I'm in Finance so I'm wondering if this will be considered unprofessional?
     
  2. UniqueSteez

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  3. Drake

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    Just grows dat way.
     
  4. Meathead Jock

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    Largely genetics, I can do it with a lot of styling gel for short periods of time. Otherwise mine is too nappy/curly and looks identical to hendricks (who i hate ha)
     
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    Just grow it

    Or take out the Bama Beast
     
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    My facial hair is untwirlable. Lol
     
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    We become what we hate.

    Does that make sense?

    Doyouknowwhatumsayin?
     
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    By not shaving? Not hard at all once your balls drop.
     
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    Strange. Just noticed my beard is nearly identical
     
  12. Mr. Hammer

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    I don't even think it's this. Of course everyone's hair is different but facial hair is generally thick and course, like pubes.
     
  13. MilesAbove

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    Just genetics. Mine grows that way (not as thick on the sides, but same mustache, goatee section). Didn't have to "figure it out"... that's just how it works. I can't grow a Hendricks or Kimbo though :(
     
  14. HomunculusXV

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    We have officially reached maximum Conor saturation.
     
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    Having a pair helps.
     
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    apply them pork oil twice a day, once in the morning & once in the evening.
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    You like, stop shaving for a while and, thats it.
     
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    Apparently there are pills. Peter North himself has advertised them. But maybe that was just to produce gallons of cum, I don't remember.
     
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