They don't have these anyore?
I don't think but I have bought hot pockets or pizza bagels in yrs.
Paper clips don't bleed
I heard Batman could get blood from a stone, but he never mentioned paperclips. 6 months Preptime Batman maybe, but by then @Clippy will be a mixture of glass, plastic and metal.
my job had those in machine I used to eat them when I forgot to make breakfast.I used to go for the bacon egg and cheese ones but I haven't in like a year or so.