Hollyweirds weirdest couples

faustian said:
What's the deal with this pic:
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They have kids together

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RollSonnenRoll said:
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Never understood how this yokel pulled one of the most beautiful women in the world at the time
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I know Jolie is pretty, but all I see in this pic is John Voight’s face on a nice body. Ugh.

Billy Bob is a savvy actor, not the dumb chump people believe him to be.

Now Lyle Lovett and Julia Roberts - that was weird.
 
faustian said:
What I mean is what are the events leading up to Momomo appearing to be the odd man out and photobombing a pic of his gf cozying up to her ex
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If you looked like Jason Mamoa, would you be insecure?
 
Sakurabaism said:
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Lance Armstrong reminds me of my shitty brother-in-law. He went through phases with the guy. First, he mocked the guy by doing his Lance Armstrong impersonation. "Huuur. I ride a bicycle fast." Then, he did the yellow wristband thing and said great things about the guy. Then, he talked shit about the dude when he got caught.

My brother-in-law is like a teenager. He went through a phase from watching Sons of Anarchy. He got a group of people together and they rode those gaudy choppers. It was like that movie Wild Hogs. I stopped by one day to get a table saw he had borrowed from me. He, and my sister, never return things. He asked if I wanted to go to Wing House with his "crew". I told him I was alright. He said I was going to have a great time because they take over the place. He said his crew runs things there. I guess Wing House is their territory, or something...

My sister isn't pleasant. She named her mini pinscher Deja. Well, I thought the name sucked. I always called the dog Murray. I think the little bastard preferred the name, too. I'd yell, "It's-a Murray!", like Mario from Nintendo. The dog would bounce around like a spring when it saw me. Murray knew it was going to have a rad time because they never gave their dog attention. Also, it irritated my sister. One day she popped her top. "Quit calling my fu**ing dog Murray! It's a female. It's my dog! Myyyyy dog! Get out!"
 
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crabmeat said:
Lance Armstrong reminds me of my shitty brother-in-law. He went through phases with the guy. First, he mocked the guy by doing his Lance Armstrong impersonation. "Huuur. I ride a bicycle fast." Then, he did the yellow wristband thing and said great things about the guy. Then, he talked shit about the dude when he got caught.

My brother-in-law is like a teenager. He went through a phase from watching Sons of Anarchy. He got a group of people together and they rode those gaudy choppers. It was like that movie Wild Hogs. I stopped by one day to get a table saw he had borrowed from me. He, and my sister, never return things. He asked if I wanted to go to Wing House with his "crew". I told him I was alright. He said I was going to have a great time because they take over the place. He said his crew runs things there. I guess Wing House is their territory, or something...

My sister isn't pleasant. She named her mini pinscher Deja. Well, I thought the name sucked. I always called the dog Murray. I think the little bastard preferred the name, too. I'd yell, "It's-a Murray!", like Mario from Nintendo. The dog would bounce around like a spring when it saw me. Murray knew it was going to have a rad time because they never gave their dog attention. Also, it irritated my sister. One day she popped her top. "Quit calling my fu**ing dog Murray! It's a female. It's my dog! Myyyyy dog! Get out!"
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I have a min pin that rescued about a year ago. He's a cool mfer. His name is Gunther Ray, but he pretty much goes by G-Ray. That's all I have to add to the thread.
 
Dan Schneider, the creepy obese Nickelodeon producer ...
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... is apparently married to a weight watchers food blogger named Lisa Lillien
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crabmeat said:
Lance Armstrong reminds me of my shitty brother-in-law. He went through phases with the guy. First, he mocked the guy by doing his Lance Armstrong impersonation. "Huuur. I ride a bicycle fast." Then, he did the yellow wristband thing and said great things about the guy. Then, he talked shit about the dude when he got caught.

My brother-in-law is like a teenager. He went through a phase from watching Sons of Anarchy. He got a group of people together and they rode those gaudy choppers. It was like that movie Wild Hogs. I stopped by one day to get a table saw he had borrowed from me. He, and my sister, never return things. He asked if I wanted to go to Wing House with his "crew". I told him I was alright. He said I was going to have a great time because they take over the place. He said his crew runs things there. I guess Wing House is their territory, or something...

My sister isn't pleasant. She named her mini pinscher Deja. Well, I thought the name sucked. I always called the dog Murray. I think the little bastard preferred the name, too. I'd yell, "It's-a Murray!", like Mario from Nintendo. The dog would bounce around like a spring when it saw me. Murray knew it was going to have a rad time because they never gave their dog attention. Also, it irritated my sister. One day she popped her top. "Quit calling my fu**ing dog Murray! It's a female. It's my dog! Myyyyy dog! Get out!"
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Your wing house story had me dying, “their territory “ lmao
 
Jack&Cat said:
If you looked like Jason Mamoa, would you be insecure?
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Being secure doesn't mean you forego boundaries and standards. It's actually quite the opposite
 
faustian said:
Being secure doesn't mean you forego boundaries and standards. It's actually quite the opposite
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That’s very true.

It just seems so benign. They all hang out and are good friends. I can see the two ex’s taking a picture and Jason just jumping in last moment.
 
blaseblah said:
They have kids together

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I know tall guy is supposed to be the beta here but Lenny looks like he's scared that he's about to get raped. And tall guy clearly cares very little about the girls.
 
Drain Bamage said:
Momoa is definitely a little sus for this. Here's what I think it is: he prob had a huge crush on her growing up because Lisa Bonet used to be fine in her prime. And some dudes always see a woman for how she was in her prime.
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You are Nostradamus sir. I’d give you a like if able to. He did indeed mention having a thing for her big time growing up . By the way if you haven’t seen Angel Heart watch it . Lisa has near Porno scene with still handsome Rourke.
 
FierceRedBelt said:
I know tall guy is supposed to be the beta here but Lenny looks like he's scared that he's about to get raped. And tall guy clearly cares very little about the girls.
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I'm sure he cares about his wife. Lenny hasn't fucked her in 29 years.
 
blaseblah said:
I'm sure he cares about his wife. Lenny hasn't fucked her in 29 years.
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First time my other half met an ex of mine he really wasn't happy, and it was awkward. Second time when it was a few years after they got on great. He and I went to a leaving party of a guy I had a couple of one night stands with who was in our circle of friends and it was fine. I do understand the insecurity if it's a reasonably fresh break up, but 29 years? Silly to be hung up about it.
 
MXZT said:
The Sarah Paulson married to a 77 years old woman and they have 32 year age gap is very strange. Never knew that one, thanks for sharing.
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Sugar mommies are better than sugar daddies. Have you seen the last season of Shameless?
 
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