HitchBOT destroyed in United States

Philly booed Santa Clause. You had to guess they wouldn't take kindly to some fruity Canadian robot.
 
So Hitchbot is dead. :(

No word on whether or not it was raped then killed or killed then raped.

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I bet Charlie or Mac or Dennis had something to do with this. Or Frank.
 
Of course it's MY city that does this...

Brotherly love, amirite?
 
I heard it was some punk kid named John Connor who did it.
 
Haha oh man I laughed harder than I should at this. Why did they feel like they could send this bot through fucking philly of all places lol. I feel bad for the kids though, those Canadian scientists were woefully ignorant of American, city culture and got that thing killed as a result. I'm surprised it got as far as it did tbh.
 
lol.. typical philly D bags
 
OH NO!!!

lol well this thread called it. Makes me kinda sad, really. Poor HitchBot. If you're a hitch hiking robot in America you're gonna need a laser cannon. Johnny 5 style.
 
It's remains are at a pawn shop somewhere right now. Of that we can be sure.



I feel safer in redneck country (what ever that might be) than I do in any city.

You shouldn't. Rednecks will beat your ass and kill you if you even so much as have a different accent than them.
 
You know what though? This thing was just a sociology experiment, right? So maybe they never expected it to make it through the US.
 
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