HitchBOT destroyed in United States

JosephDredd

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A robot is hitchiking across America (link) and, quite frankly, I predict it will be raped and murdered before it hits middle America.

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This is where Skynet takes a stand.
 
It will get pimped out, or sold on ebay.
 
Graffiti. For the most part.

Maybe end up with a pair of crusty, STD ridden, empowered white woman's panties on it's head.
 
Graffiti. For the most part.

Maybe end up with a pair of crusty, STD ridden, empowered white woman's panties on it's head.

It was your vivid description that really put that over. Legit out loud laughing from me.
 
It looks like it's hitchiking across Canada, actually.
 
lol people are such assholes. This is why we can't have nice things.
 
i think junkies are gonna snatch it and pawn it for crack money
 
Dismembered and sold piece by piece
 
It can't be stolen because it can be tracked by gps. USA is all about the me, me, me mentality so it probably will be mistreated lol
 
Looks like it has a bad motivator. Cheap Jawa crap.
 
The US?

Probably get sued by Disney for being a shit R2-D2
 
Lol traveled across Canada in great condition - barely in the States and already threats of rape against it -

My guess it will get fat and develop a sense of unearned entitlement and some racist tendencies.
 
Someone's gonna spray it black and call the cops on it
 
Stripped and sold for parts. Seriously no way that someone doesn't steal that. Gps lolz. Like criminals have never encountered gps before.
 
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