Hip Replacement at 39

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  1. SamSchmidt I crossed time for you belt Banned

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    It's a pain in the ass for me to go to a doctor. I have to go all the way up to the VA 30 miles away.

    So what happened is a few weeks ago I started working out after a period of not working out, and going hard and not easing into it.

    Now I have sharp pain in my lower left, upper thigh hip area. I guess the hip flexor. I can barely bring my knee up to my chest or climb stairs without sudden sharp pains. Or when I twist my legs when walking like getting out of a car.

    Is it just a strain or tear and wait for it to heal? Been like this for 2 weeks now.
     
  2. JabToucher Banned Banned

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    Go hard or go home!

    Thats what some rap video told me bro.

    Hope that helps.
     
  3. Horse Style Gold Belt

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    Sounds like Stage 4 Hip Cancer.

    <DCrying>

    I'm gonna miss you, man
     
  4. DaleBoca Gold Belt

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    Glad you came to Mayberry. Most of us resident doctors will say it is full-blown AIDS.

    It's nothing, dude. Don't worry about it. You're just old and probably didn't stretch properly before doing your capoeira.
     
  5. Fugazy You sure about that, that that’s why?

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    Yes the upper-lower left thigh-hip is well known for being problematic.

    You probably need a new axle.
     
  6. ralphc1 Titanium Belt Platinum Member

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    Did you have another thread on this or are there two of you with full blown aids?
     
  7. JAEGERX Gold Belt

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    you gotta go to the doctor, you dont wanna wait until they have to amputate your medula omblicuous
     
  8. SamSchmidt I crossed time for you belt Banned

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    Wasn't me with the AIDS it was clippy.

    I have syphilis meninvagintas.

    Why go to a DR. When i can go to Mayberry?

    Buncha PhDs in here
     
  9. Golden Arms Shit-Coin Master Pink

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    stop stretching it
     
  10. Liquid Smoke Great artists steal™

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    Two words: man the fuck up.
     
  11. Post 2 Decision Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Dude I think I have the same thing

    Had it for months so stopped working out and only played soccer a bit but I would always feel it even when walking

    It went away for a couple weeks but now it's back and worse

    Don't know if it's the hip flexor, it's the joint/bone on the outside of the upper thigh
     
  12. KONG-D'SNT-TAP Banned Banned

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    You ever try stretching 3-4 times a week
     
  13. NoGoodNamesLeft Silver Belt Platinum Member

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    Late stage hip cancer aids
     
  14. JAEGERX Gold Belt

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    Stretching? really? women do that, if you stretch you are gonna turn into a tranny, that is a fact, dont do it
     
  15. norm chef kisses

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    Your bra is probably cutting off circulation.

    Ice it, woman. Twenty minutes minimum.
     
  16. sweetviolenturg Banned Banned

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    Dude, it sounds like you really screwed something up because if it were simply a minor strain you wouldn't still be feeling pain weeks after the fact. So, bite the bullet & go see a doctor to get it checked out. If you don't get whatever is wrong corrected you could wind up with a limp for life. Or chronic pain. Both, maybe.
     
  17. El_Dyablo619 Head of C.I.A.

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    you're probably on your period. take a Midol and eat some chocolate
     
  18. Swiftie Taylor Swift Nation

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    The best thing for you to do is have a sex change operation.


    PS: After your sex change operation, you might want to mention the hip pain to your doctor.
     
  19. Graves The Elder Banned Banned

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    left side IT band, soas, hip flexor etc. had it myself recently.
    deep tissue massage, lots of stretching hammies, glutes and calf muscles.
    side effect some sciatica, stretch it out with 'flossing'.
    youtube has tons of advice on this.
    I feel great btw.
    good luck, homie
     
  20. GSP_37 Titanium Belt

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    I thought they said tears result in visible bruising. If that area doesn't get good blood flow, might not heal by itself.

    Don't forget what happened to Bo Jackson.
     

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