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Just read the new Alwyn Cosgrove article over at T-mag and this quote about gym boot camps had me in stitches.
"Boot camp is where trainee soldiers go to learn the art of war, get in shape, and prepare to be on the front line. What your gym offers is known to children all around the world as playing soldier.
Dressing up in green camouflage and having someone yelling at you to keep your feet six inches off the ground while you're lying in the mud is not cutting edge fitness training. Its cutting edge fucking stupid is what it is."
"Every restaurant and deli on the face of this country puts a green, lumpy, decomposing, venereal-disease ridden penis on my plate. Or chopped up in my sandwich.
Oozing green fluids.
In the US they call it a dill pickle and it is clearly the sign of the devil. It is a dead decomposing cucumber that looks like a penis, and it's been kept from rotting by liberal use of vinegar. And you expect me to eat it?
I do not like green penises with my lunch, I do not like them Sam-I-am."
Here's a link to the full article
http://www.t-nation.com/readTopic.do;jsessionid=2E862BC3688BEE20716B28497386C7ED.hydra?id=863599
"Boot camp is where trainee soldiers go to learn the art of war, get in shape, and prepare to be on the front line. What your gym offers is known to children all around the world as playing soldier.
Dressing up in green camouflage and having someone yelling at you to keep your feet six inches off the ground while you're lying in the mud is not cutting edge fitness training. Its cutting edge fucking stupid is what it is."
"Every restaurant and deli on the face of this country puts a green, lumpy, decomposing, venereal-disease ridden penis on my plate. Or chopped up in my sandwich.
Oozing green fluids.
In the US they call it a dill pickle and it is clearly the sign of the devil. It is a dead decomposing cucumber that looks like a penis, and it's been kept from rotting by liberal use of vinegar. And you expect me to eat it?
I do not like green penises with my lunch, I do not like them Sam-I-am."
Here's a link to the full article
http://www.t-nation.com/readTopic.do;jsessionid=2E862BC3688BEE20716B28497386C7ED.hydra?id=863599