Henry Cejudo Is About to Step on a Mouse; DJ Supporters: SIGN HERE FOR FUTURE SHAMING

[Codpiece]

Mighty Mouse over Cejudo is the biggest sure thing since Anderson Silva vs Yushin Okami.

If Henry cejudo wins I’ll suck everyone’s dick in this thread bukakke style with cum dripping off my head

Wow, some Riggs level commitment there.

Now what?

 

[Codpiece]

O fuck. Looks like we’re gay now boys

Nope, just you. Don’t worry, your mouth is safe from me!



TS is a legend of OutsideHammer proportions.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

MM title reign has been a snooze fest thats why the guy is still gettin paid peanuts he cant sell more than t00k ppvs

Sure he doesn't sell PPVs but that has nothing to do with what you said.

He's finished like half of his fights

 

[Leinster Rugby]

Wow. Well played sir.

There are tribes in sub-Saharan Africa who have never seen or heard of mma who can pick winners better than me.

 

[gunlok]

Me after Cejudo-DJ

 

[Adjutant]

Wow. Well played sir.

There are tribes in sub-Saharan Africa who have never seen or heard of mma who can pick winners better than me.

You’re a straight shooter. I admire that.

 

[Codpiece]

Sure he doesn't sell PPVs but that has nothing to do with what you said.

He's finished like half of his fights

Well finishes =/= a good fight.

That said, like any fighter who has been at the top for a long time MM has had a few dull fights but he’s generally pretty exciting and has been more so over the past few years. For some reason the public just doesn’t connect with him. His stage name is pretty cheesy (geddit?), and the North American bias toward larger fighters is probably a big part of it too.

 

[sickness666]

Ok, man, you called it right. Could´ve gone either way but it is what it is. He was a lot better prepaired this time around and deserves it.

That you have done it AGAIN is crazy! I never thought that Holm could do that because their fights before did not suggest it.
Next time I will think different about your call...

 

[moreorless87]

Wow, some Riggs level commitment there.

Now what?

 

[bambammccoy]

Can we get a thread combining all the "sign here for future shaming" threads?

I'd honestly love to have your track record written down in front of me.

 

[Codpiece]

I don't listen to much prog-rock, Dreamtheatre is as deep as I get. But that was a good listen. Loved the wistful guitar from 5:00 to around 8 mins.

Awesome, thanks. But what does it all mean?

 

[FrontNakedChoke]

Well done TS.

 

[mma_genius]

In case you all forgot, I'm the legendary predictionist who not only invented the "Sign Here for Future Shaming" threads, but made this epic call while most of you Shernerds thought Ronda Rousey could beat Floyd Mayweather:

Holm's Gonna Have a Nice Surprise Waiting for Rousey; Sign Here for Future Shaming *HALL OF FAME*​

After nearly three years, I'm back to make yet another massive underdog pick: Henry Cejudo will defeat Demetrious Johnson in the rematch.

I was sitting in the backyard, and saw it in the clouds. Saw what? An airplane descending to the nearest airfield, reminding me that what goes up, must always come down. It was then I contemplated the...

Five Points of Power

1. Cejudo's improved boxing will surprise Johnson, who will lose the first round on the feet, and will look to put Cejudo on his back in the rest of the fight.
   
2. In his fightlong effort to avoid Cejudo's punches, the Mouse will clinch against the stronger Cejudo, who will maneuver around and control Johnson against the fence.
   
3. Holding Johnson against the fence, Cejudo will use his Olympic-calibre wrestling to instead put Johnson on his back.
   
4. Much like massive underdog Tim Elliott did, Cejudo will secure top control on the ground and rack up points, winning rounds.
   
5. Cejudo's newfound confidence will have him win at least four out of the five rounds, en route to a unanimous decision victory.

NostraMMAus has spoken, and so it shall be done.

Mighty Mouse supporters: sign below for future shaming. Thank you.
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Well done!