Help I think I'm getting divorced

I'd do exactly what TheWorm said, then add in what Reacheround said about the female lawyer.
Make sure the female lawyer is hot, and fuck her for good measure
 
You just happen to have his exact same obscure avatar and share the same views?
I was granted authorization by rip, through his representative, to utilize his iconic AV.

Is it really that mind-boggling that two people share similar views?
 
My wife and I have agreed in principle to getting divorced today. I'm really overwhelmed and have no idea what step to take first though. We have a daughter who's 13 and I have a step son from her who's 19. We've lived in this house we've been renting for almost 8 years and have deep roots laid down here. We have a TON of stuff, just to start with.

Also I live in Colorado where the cost of living is skyrocketing. The whole thing is really intimidating. On one hand I'm kind of "excited" (I guess) to be "free", but I'm really scared of change too if I'm being totally honest. We have almost nothing in common and I haven't been attracted to her for nearly 10 years. She's really dishonest with money and makes next to nothing at her job, so whenever I let her have my card I only get it back when I throw a fit because I discover it's in the red with a bunch of overdraft fees, etc....

I don't even know where to start. Holy shit, I'm scared. What's the first step?

Tinder. And buy yourself a big bag of weed and enjoy doing fuck all dude, you've probably earn it.
 
Divorce is financially a terrible decision. You established a life where you were the bread winner. She is already bad with money and earns very little. Now you will have to support two households, and on top of that pay child support AND alimony. On top of that you can’t be a dick about it because that only hurts your child. I would rather not be attracted to my wife and go get pussy elsewhere once in a while than be destitute and a slave to someone I don’t even like.
 
My wife and I have agreed in principle to getting divorced today. I'm really overwhelmed and have no idea what step to take first though. We have a daughter who's 13 and I have a step son from her who's 19. We've lived in this house we've been renting for almost 8 years and have deep roots laid down here. We have a TON of stuff, just to start with.

Also I live in Colorado where the cost of living is skyrocketing. The whole thing is really intimidating. On one hand I'm kind of "excited" (I guess) to be "free", but I'm really scared of change too if I'm being totally honest. We have almost nothing in common and I haven't been attracted to her for nearly 10 years. She's really dishonest with money and makes next to nothing at her job, so whenever I let her have my card I only get it back when I throw a fit because I discover it's in the red with a bunch of overdraft fees, etc....

I don't even know where to start. Holy shit, I'm scared. What's the first step?


watch Divorce Corp. on Netflix so you're prepared for what is in store. she's going to turn into a demon bitch.

 
. She's really dishonest with money and makes next to nothing at her job, so whenever I let her have my card I only get it back when I throw a fit because I discover it's in the red with a bunch of overdraft fees, etc...

Holy fuck. You're going to get raped in court with alimony and child support then shes going to blow it all on dumb shit. I'm not even trying to be funny or put her down. That is the reality of your situation. You need to move your finances in a way that she can't get her filthy paws on your money after the divorce.
 
also... maybe hire a private eye to follow her around.

maybe she's cheating/screwing around on the side?
if you can prove that maybe you'll have a better chance in the divorce proceedings
 
divorce+child= your gonna pay big time. when she's through giving you the public sex(fucking you in the court) she will poison the child against you. bitches say they don't do this, but after they've got your money, they still burn for revenge. and kids are the perfect weapon,and bitches will use them without hesitation, then lie through tier teeth about doing it.
 
Initiate legal filing of co habitation lease
CO real estate is Murder.

Proceed to bang nothing but 7’s and up
for the immediate future.
 
I been married, divorced, and back with the same ex-wife. Ask me anything
 
Hate to hear about a marriage failing . . . I hope it works out for everyone in the end.

Hopefully we don't see you on an episode of 48 Hours.
 
Rough. Are either of you seeing other people yet? How long have you been on the rocks?
Yeah, because seeing other people automatically solves their marriage woes, right?

Great idea! Burden another person/relationship with your baggage, especially since people are super logical and emotionally stable after a divorce.
 
But you can learn your lesson and not get married again. Me, I didn’t learn mine. Married again, but with vows the second time.
This is illogical. If anything, you should’ve learned from your first failed marriage, and brought that experience to your new marriage. Your second marriage should be a lot better, unless you jumped into marriage too soon to begin with, or avoided all the red flags because you were thinking with the wrong head.
 
This is illogical. If anything, you should’ve learned from your first failed marriage, and brought that experience to your new marriage. Your second marriage should be a lot better, unless you jumped into marriage too soon to begin with, or avoided all the red flags because you were thinking with the wrong head.

Haha my second marriage is a million times better. Learned from my mistakes for sure. Keeping the fire alive and all that.

I just mean @Mike learened his lesson.
 
All the stuff in the house is just stuff. Let it burn. Move on. Get your head right and do right for yoru daughter. Cut that 19 year old step son loose .... maybe?
 
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