Help, I need to stop intruders

[Nada.]

Got dogs, they do a great job of barking and that usually tells us if someone is in the yard

one of our fears is our dogs being hurt

Then go and get some eagles to protect them.

 

[sleepyguard85]

Build a moat, fill it with sharks with frickin laser beams on their frickin heads.

 

[rex kramer]

 

[Krayd]

Set up boobytraps like this genius.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-us-canada-50619952

 

[Rocco Siffredi]

Hey shergays

I’m in the countryside and where I live I have some secure buildings well fenced etc with CCTV and alarms, no neighbours

if I get people in the yard or trying to break into sheds what should I do?

Usually I have a really bright led torch in my bedroom, I shine that in the yard while my hot wife calls the cops, that’s made them run before

Once I ran outside and fires my gun in the air and I didn’t get any trouble for about 5 years after that

I want to scare them off properly, make them shit themselves

I can’t do to much as they know where I live, I don’t want a war just make them poo there pants

bear traps

 

[Billthebutcher]

just post signs on your fence letting them know you have Covid.

 

[ralphc1]

Pre-dig some Graves somewhere hidden. Saves a lot of time.

Dig them somewhere that they can be seen. Make one appear to be freshly occupied with a headstone that says unknown intruder.

 

[rex kramer]

Have you considered building a trebuchet?

 

[Paladin]

Got dogs, they do a great job of barking and that usually tells us if someone is in the yard

one of our fears is our dogs being hurt

What kinda dogs do u have? Id say upgrade fo rhodesian ridgeback, pitbull terrier, german shepherd or Rotweiers.

you might have a higher electric bill but automated flood lights with an audible. Siren sound also help.

 

[Fatality]

Electrified fences, landmines, booby traps, etc. All kinds of fun things you could do.

 

[Phlog]

A large dog can cost tens of thousands of pounds in their life time.

Sounds like you're gun worked well, try an hit em next time.

 

[aus101]

If you live in American get a wolf dog hybrid. Train it to do your bidding.