Help, I need to stop intruders

[Pizza Werewolf]

Suck their dicks, but towards the end do a bad job like use teeth. They won't be back

 

[KnightTemplar]

I think knives are a good idea,Big fuck off shiny ones.Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile

knives are good because they dont make any noise and the less noise they make,more likely you are to use them.

Shit intruders right up,makes it look like you are serious.

Guns for show,knives for a pro

I have a Gladius machete; the shape makes it ideal for home defence, as you can stab with it as well as slash.

 

[bufetadanacara]

 

[William Huggins]

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She's not that hot!

 

[William Huggins]

Load a real shell, mount it pointing at knee level..............

 

[Aegon Spengler]

Hey shergays

I’m in the countryside and where I live I have some secure buildings well fenced etc with CCTV and alarms, no neighbours

if I get people in the yard or trying to break into sheds what should I do?

Usually I have a really bright led torch in my bedroom, I shine that in the yard while my hot wife calls the cops, that’s made them run before

Once I ran outside and fires my gun in the air and I didn’t get any trouble for about 5 years after that

I want to scare them off properly, make them shit themselves

I can’t do to much as they know where I live, I don’t want a war just make them poo there pants

PUT ON YOUR RED SHOES AND DANCE THE BLUES

 

[lsa]

Mary Poppins?

damn did he get banned again??

 

[Cole train]

damn did he get banned again??

I.have no clue how he got banned at all

Dudes hilarious

 

[lsa]

I.have no clue how he got banned at all

Dudes hilarious

he got a temp ban and was back on double yellows.
i wonder is this is temp or perrma ban

 

[Cole train]

he got a temp ban and was back on double yellows.
i wonder is this is temp or perrma ban

Yeah but like how he got temp ban

He usually just posts memes

 

[lsa]

Yeah but like how he got temp ban

He usually just posts memes

no idea.
I would guess the WR.
It seems its pretty easy catching yellow in there

 

[Kforcer]

Get a few geese.

A goose, or perhaps it was a gander, wandered onto GM property one day when I was working there as security. It was walking down a roadway that trucks and other vehicles use to exit the property, so I call another guard with a vehicle to try and gently convince the guy to get out of the road and into a safer place. So the other guard does just that. Slowly drives up and honks a few times at the goose. The gander seems to back off so the guard backs up to turn around and leave and suddenly, at this sign of weakness, the gander spreads his wings and marches forward, right towards the car as it backs away, squawking imperiously.

I'm pretty sure, if geese have a language, that one was talking about that encounter at least for the rest of the day.

 

[Kforcer]

If you're being serious, consider getting bigger dogs. You shouldn't be worried about your dogs getting hurt by the intruders, it should be the opposite. I don't know where exactly in Europe you live, but šarplaninac, kangal or some other huge shepherd breed is a must if you're living on an isolated farm or something (I do). It's not an overnight solution so until you get the dogs and they've grown big enough, shout at those thieves that you're a Sherdogger.

Yeah, I was thinking dogs. Dogs are a good way to go.

A local serial killer got caught because an old lady he was trying to murder had a dog. The guy had actually entered the woman's house under the ruse that he was looking to do yard work for her and she'd sent the dog upstairs at his request. Then, as the guy began to assault her, it burst down the stairs and apparently tore into the guy so badly that not only was he forced to flee the scene, but he wasn't able to get far, due to his injuries.

So not only are dogs a good deterrent, they are great if stuff actually hits the fan.

 

[HHJ]

I think knives are a good idea,Big fuck off shiny ones.Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile

knives are good because they dont make any noise and the less noise they make,more likely you are to use them.

Shit intruders right up,makes it look like you are serious.

Guns for show,knives for a pro

Beat em off w a big black rubber dill

 

[Greta Thunberg]

This:

 

[HHJ]

Suck their dicks, but towards the end do a bad job like use teeth. They won't be back

See this guy has the mind you need to keep these guys away.

 

[HHJ]

Yeah, I was thinking dogs. Dogs are a good way to go.

Komodo dragons are a better way to go.

 

[HHJ]

he got a temp ban and was back on double yellows.
i wonder is this is temp or perrma ban

I don't like not knowing if a banned poster will come back or not. They need to make a distinction about wether it's temp or not

 

[Kforcer]

Komodo dragons are a better way to go.

Truth. But they might be easily bribed by food.

 

[HHJ]

Truth. But they might be easily bribed by food.

Put cocaine in their food so they are xtra frisky