Crime Headlining Crime Megathread Vol 4.

[Cpt Migraine]

Americans really make shitty doors..

 

[Long Dark Blues]

My 110-lbs. dog would've alerted me long before they got in; and when I say the magic word, would have sicked balls immediately.

And then:

 

[evergreenrider]

I have a small arsenal next to my bed. I think I'll be fine.

 

[Goon Dog]

Dogs sound the alarm, and the 2nd Amendment brings the heat. At the very least you can hopefully shield your family and take a few bad guys with you.

 

[Uber_Noober]

I have the ability to cut those creeps in half and feed the remains to my trusty dogs.

 

[Rob Battisti]

Looking at that, there’s nothing you can really do unless you carry while in your own home. No one does that. The speed of entry would have taken anyone by surprise. Very scary

 

[Raffen]

The usual suspects i see

 

[Hellowhosthat]

I have a beware of the Sherdogger sign in front of my house and noone has ever broken in.

If they did they'd get touched with teh jab.

 

[Renard]

Weird choice of victim. Someone living in a shitty apartment block, judging by the corridor. Why would she have money? Idiots can't even criminal right.

This guy robbed hundreds of high-end houses for 20 years before getting caught. No one ever got hurt. Smart individuals make smart criminals

 

[Drain Bamage]

Honestly? Giving them what they want and hopefully living to see another day. And hoping the law somehow gets me my money back.

 

[Long Dark Blues]

Weird choice of victim. Someone living in a shitty apartment block, judging by the corridor. Why would she have money? Idiots can't even criminal right.

Probably the apartment of a drug dealer or his girlfriend.

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

It would go something like this

 

[hohner]

I would start by not living on OBT. That place is a shit hole.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Can’t break into your house if your homeless.

 

[hohner]

Weird choice of victim. Someone living in a shitty apartment block, judging by the corridor. Why would she have money? Idiots can't even criminal right.

This guy robbed hundreds of high-end houses for 20 years before getting caught. No one ever got hurt. Smart individuals make smart criminals

OBT is know to be mostly drug dealers and prostitutes.

 

[genecop]

My property is gated with cameras, my doors are solid as fuck, and my house is big enough that we will be afforded some time, Home Court Advantage..Worst case, the cat in my avatar GINO will fuck them up..

 

[Rocco Siffredi]

Home invasion caught on camera. Four armed criminals kick in the door. Complete with a lookout.

You’re likely taken by surprise with nothing but your dick in your hands.

Florida is a scary place.

 

[HwoarangStyle]

Weird choice of victim. Someone living in a shitty apartment block, judging by the corridor. Why would she have money? Idiots can't even criminal right.

This guy robbed hundreds of high-end houses for 20 years before getting caught. No one ever got hurt. Smart individuals make smart criminals

I’m guessing maybe this woman was selling some type of illegal shit. Possibly. Maybe prescription drugs and someone found out she had stacks in her apartment?

 

[Cpt Migraine]

Also honestly.. if you kick in my door i'll help you carry my stuff to your car and i'll give you my card, the codes and my car keys etc.. i obviously don't stand a chance..

How in hell can a kickable door serve as the only line of defense for a home?

Even the shittiest appartment complexes in my country has doors that are unkickable..

So yeah.. if i'm in this situation with a guy kicking my door down.. i'll equate it to a guy having the right power tools to take my door down in under 30 seconds.. i'm putting drain cleaner in a preassurized bottle and i'm spraying out the mail box.. if you get in i have very nasty axes and knifes.. also bow and arrows..

In a country where only the criminals are armed this is probably the best i can do without possibly serving more time than the guys breaking in..

 

[Nada.]

You make it sound like she died?! Did she, fucking boulevard gossip girl?!