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Crime Headlining Crime Megathread Vol 4.

People dying for sure. If I’m one of em so be it but I won’t going out like a bitch.
 
Weird choice of victim. Someone living in a shitty apartment block, judging by the corridor. Why would she have money? Idiots can't even criminal right.

That’s what I thought. But they chose that apartment for a reason. They knew exactly which apartment they were going to hit, which means they knew about some cash that was stashed, or thought they did.

The occupants of the apartment needs to think back and remember who they let in there. Chances are, one of their friends had an acquaintance who came over with them one time when they were all hanging out. My bet is that acquaintance is one of the men who broke in, or at least knows those men very well.
 
I don't know how any answer other then "give them the money" is valid.
 
Weird choice of victim. Someone living in a shitty apartment block, judging by the corridor. Why would she have money? Idiots can't even criminal right.

This guy robbed hundreds of high-end houses for 20 years before getting caught. No one ever got hurt. Smart individuals make smart criminals

probably thought it was a stash house.
 
my pistol is always within arms reach of me.

orange blossom trail is a shady place in orlando. a lot of sailors got in trouble/robbed/murdered there

lol at teh white guy being the lookout
 
Weird choice of victim. Someone living in a shitty apartment block, judging by the corridor. Why would she have money? Idiots can't even criminal right.

This guy robbed hundreds of high-end houses for 20 years before getting caught. No one ever got hurt. Smart individuals make smart criminals


Smart individuals applying themselves (in or outside the boundaries of society) make successful people. Not a big surprise there. But what is a surprise is how much prep went into such an empty venture. These guys get to split 20 bucks between the four of them. Impressive stupidity.
 
I'm from Central Florida originally. OBT is an area that is just riddled with crime, prostitution, drugs, gangs, etc. There are street you just don't cross or go down. Take the long way home if your mapping software tells you to take it.

I'm a gun guy. Love my firearms. I carry in my house only because I'm in LE. I'd still just give them the loot. Not worth killing or dying over. If my wife and kids were home, I don't know what I'd do, probably try to kill one or two of them before I ate it.

I do have Door Armor on my doors. I'd recommend them or something similar. A simple security feature for windows are thick wooden dowels. They can still break a window, but most thieves would opt for an easier target.

Also, shower gun.
 
That’s what I thought. But they chose that apartment for a reason. They knew exactly which apartment they were going to hit, which means they knew about some cash that was stashed, or thought they did.

The occupants of the apartment needs to think back and remember who they let in there. Chances are, one of their friends had an acquaintance who came over with them one time when they were all hanging out. My bet is that acquaintance is one of the men who broke in, or at least knows those men very well.

It's too much effort for a blind hunch, I agree.
 
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Four armed criminals kick in the door. Complete with a lookout.

You’re likely taken by surprise with nothing but your dick in your hands.


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It's kinda like the Marvin Gay song "Sexual Healing" except I replace it with "Sexual Favors."
 
If marlo can take a corner unarmed then i can fend off 3 burglars unarmed and naked covered in olive oil
 
Americans really make shitty doors..
For the most part, yes. Surprisingly so.
Though my little brother's door held up to years of assaults. Could even see inside sometimes whether shut the door before I could get in his room.
 
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