Heading to jail for a little while

[shaffmeister]

so basically I have to do 30 days in county jail, I should get out in about 3 weeks with good behavior. Does anyone have any recommendations on ways to stay busy? I plan on going in there with a bodyweight workout regimen so exercise will help me keep my mind off things.. I'll also be reading as much as possible. Any tips on workouts/ how to kill time in there would be appreciated my fellow sherdoggers

 

[Peteyandjia]

The first inmate you see, beat the shit out of them until they are near death. It will add a lot to your sentence, but it's the only way they will respect you. Otherwise you won't make it. Good luck bruh

 

[ClubFoot]

Learn to deep throat.

And quick.

 

[ClubFoot]

Learn to deep throat.

And quick.

Sorry, learn to deep throat deeper.

Almost forgot where I was.

 

[shaffmeister]

The first inmate you see, beat the shit out of them until they are near death. It will add a lot to your sentence, but it's the only way they will respect you. Otherwise you won't make it. Good luck bruh

Haha

 

[shaffmeister]

Sorry, learn to deep throat deeper.

Almost forgot where I was.

Appreciate the advice man

 

[fightingrabbit]

Just pepper your angus.

 

[Exi]

Listen to Petey, or do some pre-stretching.

 

[Valhoven]

I second @Peteyandjia.

 

[weich]

Whatever happens do not get in debt to someone. Don't make wagers on games, cards, etc. That's the quickest way to get savaged.

 

[irish_thug]

@Bobby Boulders

 

[Yodsanan]

what did you do?

 

[Scerpi]

Say HI to @Hamm from us

 

[Exi]

Watch lots of prison movies like;

Cool Hand Luke
Shawshank Redemption
The Green Mile
Blood In, Blood Out
The Great Escape
Midnight Express
Escape From Alcatraz
American History X
Papillon

@Dragonlordxxxxx

 

[Dogstarman]

Bruh. I've never done time but good luck. Hope it goes by quick.

I can't top the top few posts so I'm going to keep positive.

 

[My name is]

don't do anything to stand out just blend in

 

[Peteyandjia]

 

[Son of Jamin]

You can get very trendy tattoos of swastikas for a bargain. They even give away memberships to the exclusive club called Aryan Brotherhood if you have edgy face tattoos.

 

[LEWIS540]

Read and work out for 3 weeks? Sounds like hell.

Should be breaking rocks.

 

[DIABOLUS]

Don't pick up the soap.