Has anyone ever tried microwaving their chocolate bars?

[Kardashians]

do you girls never wash your privates or what

i thought once every 60 days was more than enough???

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

Let me tell you it's a good time.

Nothing like the melty sensation of warm chocolate in your mouth

It's a delecate procedure, just a few seconds or it's disaster! I put the wrapper and all in there so I have a handle

something like an Aero or Mirage with bubbles

Try it guys, there's nothing like a hot chocolate bar

Wait a second. Is this what you meant in that thread two years ago about “hot chocolate bars” and everyone was asking what the fuck a hot chocolate bar was and you never explained? All this time you meant a chocolate bar that was actually hot by way of microwave?

 

[GSP_37]

Slightly microwaved Poptarts are also good.

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

Melt a piece of chocolate on her clit while blowing her.

That wasn’t a “her” and that wasn’t a “clit”.

 

[Clippy]

Wait a second. Is this what you meant in that thread two years ago about “hot chocolate bars” and everyone was asking what the fuck a hot chocolate bar was and you never explained? All this time you meant a chocolate bar that was actually hot by way of microwave?

Yeah ... thought it was pretty self explanatory

 

[Grob]

Caramilk bars right out of a freezer are where it’s at.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

sometimes I freeze the blood of women I kill and will need to throw it in the old 'wave for 30 seconds or so to do what I need with it

I’ve said it a million times this guys got issues lol

 

[punky brewster]

Wrapper to hold it with? Like with your hands? Lol, stay classy Sherdog

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

Yeah ... thought it was pretty self explanatory

No. My recollection was that most of us (myself included) assumed you meant some kind of hot chocolate (like hot cocoa) had been solidified into bar form.

 

[Henry Swanson]

Quite the opposite, I like mine straight out of the freezer.

Same.

 

[squeezewax]

Deep fried Mars bars are very nice.

 

[ssBaldy]

That wasn’t a “her” and that wasn’t a “clit”.

I thought oral sex was called blow no matter the gender of participants?

 

[ssBaldy]

i thought once every 60 days was more than enough???

 

[is normal]

I like to grill mine

 

[lifelessheap]

Quite the opposite, I like mine straight out of the freezer.

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

I put mine it the microwave because my friend farted on it so i thought the radioactive waves would stop the fart.