Has anyone ever tried microwaving their chocolate bars?

[Brom Bones]

So you're trying to make it more like feces. I think you got some serious psychological issues, brah. Are you into scat porn?

 

[ToxicShocker]

Melted chocolate is like the dessert version of depression.

 

[Cantona7]

It will never fucking melt if it's in the fridge

chocolate in your mouth should not be shared with a cold sensation

That’s why you have a cup of tea to go with your chocolate, warms your mouth up nicely, you’ve got to have that hot/cold contrast!

 

[mooseman17]

I used to freeze mine as a child and then eat it after.

 

[smooth assassin]

sometimes I freeze the blood of women I kill and will need to throw it in the old 'wave for 30 seconds or so to do what I need with it

you really went dark there, everything ok?

 

[milenss]

Melted chocolate is basically fats that are going to be absorbed very fast by your body.

These things stick to your belly.

 

[Philo-Publius]

Let me tell you it's a good time.

Nothing like the melty sensation of warm chocolate in your mouth

It's a delecate procedure, just a few seconds or it's disaster! I put the wrapper and all in there so I have a handle

something like an Aero or Mirage with bubbles

Try it guys, there's nothing like a hot chocolate bar

Are you supposed to put candy bar wrappers in the microwave? Aren't they sometimes lined with aluminum on the inside?

You should write your own "cookbook" of handy tips like this one, Clippy.

 

[Clippy]

Are you supposed to put candy bar wrappers in the microwave? Aren't they sometimes lined with aluminum on the inside?

You should write your own "cookbook" of handy tips like this one, Clippy.

Few seconds is too fast

 

[Mike]

you really went dark there, everything ok?

Nah

 

[MikeMcMann]

Clippy...



Don't make me say it!

 

[TeTe]

Only people who participate in the Special Olympics put chocolate bars in the microwave before they eat them.

 

[ssBaldy]

I microvaved chocolate to add it into cheesecake when I was making chocolate cheesecake. Would not want to simply eat it molten.

However I know a trick with molten chocolate. Warning, 18+.

You need a girl with a nice, clean, shaved pussy for it. Melt a piece of chocolate on her clit while blowing her. Then proceed to do it till not a drop of chocolate is left. Guaranteed good time for both of you.

 

[Clippys Mom]

Should melt in your mouth, not before it gets there!

That’s why you have a cup of tea to go with your chocolate, warms your mouth up nicely, you’ve got to have that hot/cold contrast!

 

[Clippys Mom]

This reminds me of the Oral Sex with an Ice Cube thread.

 

[minute bull]

Only people who participate in the Special Olympics put chocolate bars in the microwave before they eat them.

Lol what kind of idiot eats a microwave? The chocolate won't help.

 

[Kardashians]

I microvaved chocolate to add it into cheesecake when I was making chocolate cheesecake. Would not want to simply eat it molten.

However I know a trick with molten chocolate. Warning, 18+.

You need a girl with a nice, clean, shaved pussy for it. Melt a piece of chocolate on her clit while blowing her. Then proceed to do it till not a drop of chocolate is left. Guaranteed good time for both of you.

Ehhhh risky business there. Sugar hitting the vag has the potential to cause a yeast infection very delicate balance down there.

But this is a clippy thread and clippy is 12 years old. This is not appropriate talk.

 

[Uniquehorseradish]

I put mine it the microwave because my friend farted on it so i thought the radioactive waves would stop the fart.

 

[Zeroinnes]

I used to like eating Snickers that were slightly melted. Never put them in the microwave, though.

Clippy plssssssssssssssssss.

 

[ralphc1]

Pfff microwave. Just sit on that shit until it melts.

Walk outside for a minute and it melts.

 

[ssBaldy]

Ehhhh risky business there. Sugar hitting the vag has the potential to cause a yeast infection very delicate balance down there.

But this is a clippy thread and clippy is 12 years old. This is not appropriate talk.

do you girls never wash your privates or what